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titsay
shark vs the universe
sheepfilms
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosimo Galluzzi
if i look back, i am lost
Noah Kahan
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pixel skylines
Peter Solarz
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Stranger Things
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official daine visual archive
EXPECTATIONS
we're not kids anymore.
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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Stiles: So…
Stiles: I failed my risk assessment assignment today.
Chris: Oh, God. Why?
Stiles: Apparently ‘pissing in the lab’ is not a hazard and cannot be paired with a risk like ‘undesirable chemical reactions could occur’.
Chris: *sighing*
Peter: *cackling*
Isaac: Guys. I need help.
Erica: Sex help?
Boyd: Social help?
Derek: Financial help?
Stiles: Emotional help?
Peter: Moving-a-body help?
*Everyone looks at Peter*
Peter: What? It’s a necessary help.
Malia: So.
Malia: Kira kissed me today.
Stiles: Did you kiss her back?
Malia: No, I kissed her mouth.
Magnus: Oh, they got married?
Magnus: That sounds wonderful. Doesn’t it sound wonderful, Alexander?
Alec: No.
Magnus: I think I speak for my Alexander when I say it sounds wonderful.
Stiles: Your betas and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Derek, preparing himself for the next few words: What did you do?
Stiles: We chased him down to the next red light, reached into his window, and—
Erica, bursting into the room: Who wants a steering wheel?
Isaac and Boyd, strolling in: *carries a car wiper each*
Will, hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Jem: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of all Ducks.
Magnus: Alexander is the definition of beauty and bravery.
Alec: *blushes*
In another room
Jace: Without ugliness, there would be no beauty in this world.
Jace: Thank you for your sacrifice, Simon.
Stiles: Can I bother you for just a sec?
Derek: You’re always bothering me, but go ahead.
Derek: Stiles, please.
Derek: Go see a doctor.
Stiles: *glares at Derek despite bleeding on the ground*
Stiles: I’m sorry, is this OUR wound?
Stiles: How very communist of you.
Trixie: *sneaking into the house*
Chloe: *turns in her chair*
Chloe: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night, young lady?
Trixie: Uh… I was with Maze.
Maze: *turns in her chair*
Maze: Wanna try that again?
Stiles, worried: Seriously, Peter. How many people would you kill if we ask you to?
Peter: That’s not important.
Chris: I DISAGREE.
Isabelle: Jace is so competitive that he doesn’t have any self-preservation.
Clary: Come on, that’s not true.
Isabelle: Here, watch this.
Isabelle, yelling: Hey, Jace! Race you to the first floor!
Jace: *jumps out of his room window*
Peter, seeing Stiles run into danger with a baseball bat: Is he stupid?!
Derek: Why, yes.
Derek: But he prefers to be called Stiles.
Jace: All right.
Jace: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Magnus: Well, Alexander and I—
Alec: *elbows Magnus*
Magnus: —wouldn’t know.
Stiles: You know, a mosquito just tried to bite me.
Stiles: And I slapped it and killed it.
Stiles: Dude, it was just trying to get food.
Stiles: What if I were the one who went to the fridge and then it suddenly closes and snaps my neck?
Stiles: WHAT THEN, HUH?!
Derek: Are you okay?
Happy New Year everyone !! Hope all of you guys are going to have a smashing year ahead :D
Stiles: *weird sounds*
Stiles: Oh, you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm.
Derek: That isn’t something you actually have installed.
Stiles: Sorry, what? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU set off with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.