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@wyvernizgod
it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding
dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing
obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)
but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it
"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.
"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress
I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE
there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
Recent discourse reminds me of that cult indoctrination trick that's often used to weed out more difficult marks early on, where they tell you all that you aren't allowed to eat rice on Tuesdays and then if you protest they go "wow SOMEBODY likes rice a little much huh" as if you're the fucking weirdo who cares too much about how much rice is consumed between Monday and Wednesday instead of them.
And this forces you to decide whether your autonomy matters to you more than the approval of the group - while they'll still act like you're on thin ice either way, if you give in at this point they know you're theirs forever, because now they've established a foothold, you've shown a moral weakness, which they will brand you with so it can be used against you in the future ("hey RICE-addict here doesn't want help break into the city records office") to force you to double-down and isolate you further.
And if instead you do decide to push back further, after your abrupt departure from the group ("You're seriously leaving us over RICE?!? Seriously?") and subsequent ostracism, you can then be used as a demonstration to the others who were more pliable, of how the outgroup is full of people like you who are obsessed with violating the No-Tuesday-Rice rule to the point where they'll abandon all their friends, who cared so much for them, so it clearly isn't an arbitrary restriction, you're the kind of monster these rules are intended to protect them from, thus all the other wise and esoteric precepts of the charismatic leader are implied to be equally justified.
This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!
republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren
democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren
this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"
what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
Today, my little sister Ronza is weakening right before my eyes; her blood level is 8.2, and she is suffering from malnutrition because I am unable to provide the necessary treatment and food. I will not forgive being ignored—not even without a share.
Her exhaustion worsens day by day, her body grows weaker, and treatment feels unreachable. Please donate to provide medicine and therapeutic nutrition and to save this child.
Please don’t scroll past us in this critical moment; even a small share or donation can ease the suffering and give Ronza another chance at life.
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Please help baby Ronza survive. Please help Zeina and her family!
I am a very normal person and there is nothing wrong with me.
FUCKING. Stakataka
Yes
can we see some of your passes op?
Passes are everything else in the pokedex excluding these ones.
I need to study you.
Okay but seriously, I need to ask. Do you have a concrete plan/idea of how sex would work for all of these pokemon, or are some picks like "if it's possible I would."
i mean. for me personally, penetration isn't a requirement for sex which really expands the possibilities.
True, but im curious how some of these could perform ANY form of sexual act. Like... stakataka for instance. How would you perform a sexual act with a bunch of concrete blocks the size of your head? Or a giant snowflake too cold to touch, without any mouth or anything?
Stakataka can canonically move it's 'blocks' around mostly freely. Plus it is empty inside so i mean. you could just... get it to move one block.
Also for cryonogal, I. Assume you can touch it? The entries says it states it uses it's chains to capture and freeze it's prey, which makes me assume that's it's the chains you can't touch specifically. From there it's just. the need of friction.
And there it is monster fuckers and goons,
"From there it's just. the need of friction."
-otiksimir, some tumbler person
what the hell.
adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let's all nothing together
whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works.
however, "do you want" also works.
"want" by itself, also works
we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked
just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden
just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden
without joe biden
funniest thing about seeing tumblr mentioned on other websites is the people who are utterly confident that tumblr is exactly as it was in 2012. like we're a bug trapped in amber.
saw someone on reddit mention you gotta be careful making fun of Taylor Swift on tumblr because the Swifties will get you. there are like 8 swifties on this site and they're playing dolls in their own corner.
"careful, an SJW will call you a shitlord for saying that 🤣🤣🤣" sir we use exploding car hammers these days. in fact the exploding car hammers are even a little dated.
"the fangirls are gonna hunt you down for insulting their fave" most of the fangirls are men now.
and most of the fanboys are women
you know i knew that big pelagic fish like marlin hatched from tiny eggs so logically they should have a very small juvenile phase... i guess i just didnt expect them to just look like small versions of the adults
side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?
side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?