[literally-irreverent]

in every single hrpf fic, regardless of team fandom, there is a moment where the writer is like

[timbitshockey]

i don’t think yohe makes things up but i do think geno feeds him misinformation on purpose whenever he gets himself worked up about something. geno had a dream the penguins weren’t going to re-sign him and got mad in real life and called yohe so he could read everyone’s upset tweets on his behalf. geno is often in yohe’s voicemail inbox saying “what if me and dubas on moon and dubas kill me with a rock. would that be fucked up or what?” and yohe writes an article about it 50% of the time

[noried]

geno 🐻

[timbitshockey]

this is the same man twice. this is a set of twins and one only tells the truth and one only lies. this is travis konecny and travis konecny if he could read. i think team canada should play them on the same line but have them circle around players really quickly so they get confused and disoriented and don’t know where they are. i think if we deploy seth jarvis while tk is already on the ice the refs will not call a too many men penalty because they just can’t be sure if they’re two different guys

[playoffsides]

in continuation. 1 catboy + 3 dogboys....

[wildaboutmnhockey]

I rest my case your honor

[krllkprzv]

wrow...

[chicletsbian]

400th point and the leading shorthanded goal scorer in the NHL baby

[princemick]

arber post practice. 03/04/24

[teekays]

hate that IR means we don't get to see you if you're on IR they should make you send in a picture of yourself every day bereal style. inquiring minds want to know

[croszukis]

arber winning the strongest shot competition at the habs skills day 02.25.24

[aherowhowashappy]

defending matthew tkachuk the way a late-middle aged white woman defends her 78 yr old chihuahua/maltese-shihtzu hybrid with all four feet in the grave

[jonasiegenthaler]

did a fun lil animation of (a part) of my favourite nico goals :)

[nash13]

🐶

[frostbeees]

PHI @ DET (pregame) · 01.25.24

[arsonandhockey]

[freebooter4ever]

all I'm looking for are very serious references of his gear, instead I'm finding yet m o r e images of him lying down on the ice looking sexy