The Bright Sessions
noise dept.
Keni
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
art blog(derogatory)
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
Origami Around
Product Placement
One Nice Bug Per Day
Fieri Frames
Love Begins
ojovivo
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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@xo-emmack-xo
Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it
My what a guy, that Gaston.
when i was a lad
i made four dozen tweets
every morning to help me get fame
and now that i’m grown
i make five dozen tweets
but i’m still really rude and so laaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAME
HI I LOVE YOU *kissy ur forehead*
HI ILYT ILY SM HEHEHE
Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.
Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be
This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .
There are a lot of male folks who follow me but don’t know these things. It’s good to know all of this! Just as your partner should want to know about the intricacies of your plumbing, you should care about this.
Spreading this for general health tips.
for trans guys who haven’t transitioned yet and even then
Their office is already the cutest thing ever
Oh my god
Meme formats
Trying to decide whether or not to regret this
Oh
my
god
PFFT-
You can thank me later
I cannot
Let Patton Say Fuck 2k19
i’m crying oh my god-
This is the best day of my life
FINALLY! OH MY GOD
Someone edit a meme picture in there and we’ll hit prime meme territory
I am dead this is amazing
Is anyone really surprised that I did that?
also @anxious-mom
This post became a wreck
THIS POST LEGIT GOT ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Thank me later
@what-even-is-thiss this is your legacy
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
#there literally was a guy who bit someone’s neck at my university #in my last year#everyone was just like ‘CAMPUS CRYPTID’
also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird
“never seen in the light of the sun//sleeps all day & is awake at night” “can’t eat garlic” “dresses weird” “can’t enter your home uninvited” “won’t go into churches” “drinks weird red liquid”
this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.
You guys are missing the biggest joke, everyone will actively call them “the vampire” but think nothing of it
Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*
My blog:
on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.
Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.
You WILL miss content with that setting on.
i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why
I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.
To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!
I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.
Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.
This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.
Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.
We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!
Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.
It’s been a while since the feature was implemented but I’m so happy I was this post back then and I got my chronological timeline back with all the posts from people I follow being on it. So for those who don’t know, please disable that Best Stuff First feature.
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT????
Papa: oof this is too spicy for me
Macky: the only thing I put on this was salt what the fuck
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
I can’t believe after practically a year later people are still queuing this. Thank you. It is Friday.
YOU DID THIS TO ME
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
I can’t believe after practically a year later people are still queuing this. Thank you. It is Friday.
YOU DID THIS TO ME
Papa: Macky! Use one word to describe me!
Macky: bi
Papa: wh- use a phrase to describe me!
Macky: you’re very bi
AHAHAHA ITS SO TRUE
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
then there are these favs…. ;)
always reblog
Um yes this is genius.
wow, i haven’t seen this since i was a lurker!
@stardewpapaalec 💖💖💞💕💫
i love my cute little setup so much 🥺
I need something like this in my life
These girlfriends like to compliment each other!!
WOAH
THIS IS CANON NOW Y'ALL!
HOLY FUCK
You know what thats it? Growth
Koushi Sugawara would constantly fling balls at the faces of terfs :))
Jewish features are gorgeous im so tired of only seeing portrayals of my features in an ugly caricature way. Jewish features are beautiful and need more positivity surrounding them.
like I don’t think I’ve seen any positivity posts about Jewish features despite how much our features are like....used against us on a daily and constant basis
I’m glad this got some notes, I didn’t really expect it to. Please feel free to reblog this (goyim included) since there really isn’t much jewish positivity on this site.....
“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO
link
👀
you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system
im back with clip paint studio
setup crack
download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio
good 2 go 👌
REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE
@faun-songs @jeongmihyo
I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life
adobe animate:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view
Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!
Anyone who needs free program!
oh i’m doing this
I hope this works because my photoshops about to expire…
