hey

idk, maybe you'll find my dumb posts worthy of your time

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I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

[never-doubt-that-i-love]

I fucking love this random Gryffindor!

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This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

[drarry]

BEM IS OUR KING.

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It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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All hail Bem.

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GOD SAVE BEM

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feel free to use this post as an "underrated characters appreciation post"

i'll start:

piper mclean is STRONG, she is POWERFUL. people have the nerve say that she's the weakest of the seven, are you kidding me? she'd fight the entire HOO fandom and kill all of us if she wanted to. stop sleeping on her

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imagine if corona infected the wizarding world (back when harry was still at school) and everybody at hogwarts had to go back home and quarantine:

harry would be so upset and angry having to go back to the dursley's (and dumbledore would obviously not give a shit, as usual)

but the minute ron gets home he immediately let's his family know that his best friend will NOT spend more than a month stuck at home with some horrible muggles

the weasleys just burst into the house, grab harry and go (fred and george obviously prank dudley and ginny and ron just straight up tell uncle vernon to fuck off)

and like that, harry spends some amazing months with his best friend and his crush, playing quidditch in the yard

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MINERVA MCGONAGALL IS THE BEST PROFESSOR IN HOGWARTS DONT EVEN TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND

-she cares so much for her students, stands up for them when needed

-she took control of the situation at hogwarts during the war and was fucking amazing

-she is so fucking powerful that severus snape almost peed his pants when she raised her wand at him, i'm sure

-she trusts harry and is ready to sacrifice herself so he can get what he needs

-when the war came, she was ready to kick ass and break whatever rules she had to

-she is absolutely fucking awesome and NOT appreciated enough

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james: we did it Lil's, we made the world's hottest baby

lily: say cute, james

james: nope. this kid is liquid fire

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hi, remember this scene?:

"That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger," said Snape coolly. "Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.

Hermione went very red, put down her hand, and stared at the floor with her eyes full of tears. It was a mark of how much the class loathed Snape that they were all glaring at him, because every one of them had called Hermione a know-it-all at least once, and Ron, who told Hermione she was a know-it-all at least twice a week, said loudly, "You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?"

(Harry Potter and the Prisioner of Azkaban, chapter 9)

okay, so read this and tell me, WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO TURN IT INTO THIS:

"Snape: you insufferable know it all

Ron: he's got a point, you know"

i know this has been adressed many times but it is fucking outrageous

the movies corrupted ronald weasley and it is not okay.

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how could they completely ignore regulus black's backstory in the movies? seriously, how dare they?

i need to see some screenwriters outside

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a moment of silence for fred weasley please

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it's may 2nd once again, I'll be crying in the corner in case you need me

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after harry and ginny's wedding:

harry: well Mrs. Weasley, I guess you can officially call me your son now huh?

Mrs. Weasley: oh don't be silly harry, you were as much my son as any of my children from the moment you asked for directions to plataform 9 3/4 in your first year!

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ok but imagine this:

since harry and hermione grew up in the muggle world, they're always caught on with what's going on etc

so, they decide to give their kids phones for quicker communication (ginny and ron think is a great idea too)

can you just fucking imagine;

-James Sirius and Lily making tik toks annoying Albus

-insta stories of the gryffindor common room

-a family group chat

-Ron sending very unfunny memes and Hermione sharing important news (the kids opening and not responding to either of them)

-the kids having a group chat of their own sending funny ass memes

-James Sirius texting Teddy asking him to cover him up to Harry and Ginny when he sneaks out

-James doing the same for Teddy when he sneaks out to se Victoire

-Albus being super into pinterest and having organized folders

-Lily and Hugo sending each other funny tik toks

-Rose getting dead ass angry at James cause he lost their snapchat streaks

-James Sirius creating facebook events like "super huge party at the potter's 16/09!!!!" when Harry and Ginny would be out of town

-Ginny finding out about the party and being furious (but also kinda proud of her sneaky little son cause she and the twins used to pull stuff like that all the time)

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if you don't think harry, ron, hermione and ginny have weekly brunches with the kids, you are absolutely mistaken

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this man is literally playing us

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hey remember when annabeth chase went on an impossible quest by herself and took down all of its obstacles with no powers and a broken ankle? remember that she proved herself to be the strongest demigod from the athena cabin and also one of the most powerful demigods ever?

cause y'all seem to forget that sometimes and it's not okay

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okay, but we didn't get to see percabeth in the first few months of their relationship and that hurts me

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thalia is more powerful than jason and that is a cold hard fact

[waydownkayleighstown]

Okay, so I’m re-reading HoO, but please explain why in The Mark of Athena, when Annabeth first sees Hazel, who she presumed to be 13, thinks that Percy and Hazel has something going on. Percy, who is 16 nearly 17??

“The girl was younger, maybe thirteen”

“Annabeth could tell from their body language that they felt close to Percy. They stood next to him protectively, like they’d already shared many adventures. She fought down a twinge of jealousy. Was it possible Percy and this girl...” pg 17

Am I reading into it wrong??

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let's not forget that frank was 15/16, wich i always thought was kind of weird too but idk