Deep Thought

A rather FiNe SiTe of a highly functioning INFP who perhaps follows the impulses of Fi and Ne a little too much, causing me to look at and do many different things of random topics and writings that comes to his mind, with always a desire to learn more.

[xtestament]

Road To 10k: Volume 2

[xtestament]

Why does gay Santa dress up on Christmas?

Because he sleighs.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[amingethia]

Funner fact. No even number has an A in it

[river-not-a-stream]

the number four should have an a

You agree

[origami-butterfly]

That’s not even right, one thousand is even and has an a in it.

[the-haiku-bot]

That’s not even right,

one thousand is even and

has an a in it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[muovipalikka]

This is why tumblr is the best!

[xtestament]

It's 2024 and soon to be 2025... what is going on here, and how is this the first time I've seen this.

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.

And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.

People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.

Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.

Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.

[plague-of-insomnia]

THE ENTIRE POINT OF TUMBLR IS REBLOGGING.

Liking does absolutely nothing. There is no algorithm like on IG that will use likes to throw content at people. If you don’t reblog, then no one who doesn’t follow that person (or happen to find it in the tags) will see that post.

Tumblr is supposed to be your bookcase where you show off all of your pretties: the posts you like and the ones that you want to promote to support the other creators in your fandom/community.

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[xtestament]

Remember there is nothing here but an empty warehouse full of absolutely not warehouse goblins who hide when someone enters.

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[xtestament]

It's 2024 and this is the first I have seen this... sure took a long time.

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Astronomy I-

[xtestament]

I mean to be faaaaaaaair cooking and baking use chemistry so in that sense one may in fact lick the chemistry, especially in baking... Like do people think that chemistry wasn't used to make the soda pop or juice you drink??? I feel like Chemistry should be "Yes Sometimes Lick the Science"

[uncle-mojave]

[beardedmrbean]

Sigh

[frangipani-wanderlust]

This is extremely hard to translate if you do not recognize D'jango.

[uncle-mojave]

Translate?

[frangipani-wanderlust]

From images to...not images. I don't wanna give away the punchline. But it is communicating something, in a medium that, to understand the message, you have to convert to something you comprehend.

Or...you gotta translate it.

[lolbotomite]

Have you considered that half the people on this website are either fucking morons (me) or have been on this site for so long that they lost significant cognitive function (debatabley also me)

[uncle-mojave]

Get gud scrub

[lolbotomite]

[bigredm38-6]

There's enough context clues for this to be easy.

[uncle-mojave]

Not for them I guess

[bwood171]

Took me a moment but got it, but yeah you have to know which Jamie Foxx character that is to get it.......I literally can't make this any easier without just saying it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! Seriously no more clues.

[roninkairi]

The fact I understood this enrages me in ways you can't comprehend.

[uncle-mojave]

That's because you need to grow up

[xtestament]

It took me a moment to understand it, and now that I do I am seething.

[uncle-mojave]

You need to grow up too. Only children get angry at this shit.

[xtestament]

It's a horrible pun, and it deserved the groan it got.

[uncle-mojave]

[beardedmrbean]

Sigh

[frangipani-wanderlust]

This is extremely hard to translate if you do not recognize D'jango.

[uncle-mojave]

Translate?

[frangipani-wanderlust]

From images to...not images. I don't wanna give away the punchline. But it is communicating something, in a medium that, to understand the message, you have to convert to something you comprehend.

Or...you gotta translate it.

[lolbotomite]

Have you considered that half the people on this website are either fucking morons (me) or have been on this site for so long that they lost significant cognitive function (debatabley also me)

[uncle-mojave]

Get gud scrub

[lolbotomite]

[bigredm38-6]

There's enough context clues for this to be easy.

[uncle-mojave]

Not for them I guess

[bwood171]

Took me a moment but got it, but yeah you have to know which Jamie Foxx character that is to get it.......I literally can't make this any easier without just saying it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! Seriously no more clues.

[roninkairi]

The fact I understood this enrages me in ways you can't comprehend.

[uncle-mojave]

That's because you need to grow up

[xtestament]

It took me a moment to understand it, and now that I do I am seething.

[theriu]

I didnt make this but whoever did is a GENIUS

[theriu]

The time has come once again for the funniest Christmas meme I have ever seen. Still dont know who made it but my hat is off to you

[lanaflowerz]

I'm gonna tell you a secret.....

[sindri42]

The state of Palestine and the state of Israel were established on the same day. By the British. Who took that land from the Ottoman Empire (which no longer exists), who took that land from the Mamluks (who no longer exist), who took that land from the Crusaders and the Mongols, who took it from... I think the Rashidun caliphate? Who took it from the Byzantines, who took it from the Romans, who took it from the Macedonians, who took it from the Persians, who took it from the Babylonians, who took it from the Assyrians, who took it from Israel.

You're trying to return to a point in time that never actually existed, and you're doing it through the mass slaughter and rape of innocent civilians.

[gsirvitor]

That's not true, the States of Israel and Transjordan were the ones established on the same day, what people now call Palestine and Palestinians didn't exist until the 90s;

The name "Mandate for Palestine," was a British term used to refer to the region of Syria-Palaestina, it was used to denote the region being split into Jewish and Arab states;

In the same way they split India and Pakistan into Arab and Hindu states;

Oh, and in both of these instances the Arabs became insanely violent, and tried to war with their new neighbors, and each time the Arabs rose up to genocide their neighbors, both the Indians and Jews crushed their armies.

[xtestament]

It astounds me how education has failed people so spectacularly that they have forgotten this.

[bestcartoonthemesong]

which theme song is better?

batman beyond

x-men

Voting ended onNov 7, 2023

please listen to both theme songs before voting!

[ophilosoraptoro]

Like making me choose which of my children to save

[sunder-the-gold]

I refuse to vote.

[xtestament]

The number of people who think batman beyond is better worries me, like yes both of them have great themesongs, but here's the kicker, most people (myself included) never committed batman beyonds themesong to memory, X-men however you need to just do the opening and most 90s kids will know what show you're singing the tune of.

[xtestament]

Question About The Actors and Writers Strike

Like I get this strike is about them wanting to get paid and getting better contracts and all... I get it, but like why don't they just walk away? Why don't they just turn away from Hollywood? Like straight up just create their own things, own companies, or heck go and create things on YouTube or create their own websites that have their own movies? Legitimately what is stopping them from just doing a complete overhaul and tearing the entire place down from the roots?

Because these people do have the money and if they wanted to work together to create their own things they could or is there something some kind of NDA or clause that states "No you can't go off on your own and create your own media companies that are not part of the system with better things"?

Am I the crazy one here? Crazy for thinking that just say f you to the whole thing and go and create your own system? I get wanting your money and all of that but if everyone leaves, the entire system falls so why not leave if it's that bad? We have so many other options now to create things do we REALLY need Hollywood as it is now?

[gouinisme]

curious cuz i keep forgetting some children believe in santa

raised christian and believed in santa

not raised christian and believed in santa

raised christian and never believed in santa

not raised chistian and never believed in santa

what's a santa

Voting ended onJul 14, 2023

[gouinisme]

once again asking for reblogz plz pretty plz i want tasty data and my follower demographic is small and probably more muslim than average

[irishironclad]

raised Christian, believe in Santa, not believed. I currently believe. He's real, he sees you when you're sleeping, you better watch out.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[xtestament]

Raised Christian never believed in Santa, only in St Nick who he is based off of and only as a historical figure. I was that one kid who at times and probably why I didn't make a lot of friends, told other kids that Santa was dead or at the very least not real.

[neotenous-agency]

I’ve never really looked at photos of Rasputin but they’re so unsettling he looks like the type of guy doing sinister shit in your nightmares

[notallmensheviks]

boy wait till you find out what he did

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

He doesn't look that scary to me. I bet a few drops of cyanide would finish him right off.

[xtestament]

boy, wait till you find out what he had for breakfast.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[brightwanderer]

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

[lynati]

@signoraviolettavalery I meant to ask last night if you’d ever seen this comic before.

[marithlizard]

This is one of the few things I always reblog when it comes round, because everyone should get to see it. 

[xtestament]

The Most Powerful Lesson From The Movie Merlin That Everyone Has Forgotten