carlisle's sugar baby

Hey its Blue, who is stuck in 2008 when twilight was just as popular as its becoming again now ~ Carlisle Cullen obsessed ~ I'll probably post Head Cannons for things I love.

[kadabura]

Tis the season to be spooky 💀🎁🎄

[volturialice]

can yall believe that the witcher (2019) completely ripped off the opening scene of twilight (2008)?? plagiarism is so ugly

[twilight-good-yall-dumb-deactiv]

you’re telling me that’s not the opening scene of Twilight???

[thotfrnk]

edward in the first twilight movie had internalized vampirephobia

[you-know-i-larb-you-3000-deacti]

jacob @ edward: you’re abandoning her in the forest and sending her into a deep depression while I’m providing my friendship in her time of need and respecting her feelings. we are not the same

[renegadepack]

the true source of the cullen fortune is emmett selling duct tape wallets

[emmettmccartycullen]

Fuck midnight sun I want twilight from Mike’s perspective

[the-golden-onion]

mikelight

[emmettmccartycullen]

someone please photoshop mike newton’s head onto the apple on the cover of twilight I’m begging

[the-golden-onion]

please - i’ve been meaning to do this to my icon for so long

[cullenfucked]

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

"Fav author" is a stretch honestly, but yes, the Renaissance is thriving, bitches

[emmettmccartycullen]

Fuck midnight sun I want twilight from Mike’s perspective

[the-golden-onion]

mikelight

[emmettmccartycullen]

someone please photoshop mike newton’s head onto the apple on the cover of twilight I’m begging

[edwardsaginger]

[the-golden-onion]

about three things i was absolutely positive:･ﾟ✧

first. mike was a golden retriever

second. there was a part of him - and i didn’t know how potent that part might be - that genuinely believed ball is lyfe

third. i was unconditionally and irrevocably going to friendzone him

[icecoldbarbie]

[shinyvampireass]

Emmett and Rosalie, unapologetically demanding Esme build them a new house since they fucked the last three homes into the ground

[bellasredchevy]

edward be like you’re in her voicemail i am in her home we are not the same

[votecullen2020]

stone cold killer

[dingusandsmartypants]

Me: *asks my followers to send me writing prompts*

My Followers: *send writing prompts to my inbox*

[fineillsignup]

My Followers: when are you going to update the thing?

Me: I am definitely going to update the thing very soon :)

[celebpersona]

[edwardsvirginity]

God I love carlisle as like. A concept. The catholic aesthetics. The genuine devotion to doing good even when it's incredibly hard. The loneliness of feeling singularly unique in a way that means you don't fit in anywhere. The guilt of being labeled a monster simply for existing. The struggle of craving close relationships but worrying abt unfairly corrupting innocents. The joy of finding a wholesome pure love after believing you were doomed to be alone. Slowly building a loving healthy found family after being rejected by the rest of the world. Clinging to religion even after you feel cast out and betrayed by it. Dressing like a sexy professor. Realizing that after all that struggle things work out in the end. Denying yourself what you crave because what you crave is Wrong. Learning and reading as much as you can out of pure intellectual curiosity. Being forever altered in a way you didn't ask for or want and making the best of it anyway. Unexpected meaning in a previously bleak existence. Scarves. Cathedrals. Unconventional family.

[bellasredchevy]

i know carlisle is theoretically anglican but reading this? that bitch is catholic

[fluorescentsnails]

folks it's happening!!!! im gonna reread twilight in a single day bc that's what I do everytime im in emotional distress!!!

[fluorescentsnails]

(Okay so I had to start late so its gonna be a 2 day venture but whatever)

I fully support talking shit about smeyer but you cant deny that shes funny

[fluorescentsnails]

"Phoenix required only two years of PE but Forks required all four years - Forks was my own personal hell" good god bella swan is the most relatable YA protagonist and you cant change my mind

[fluorescentsnails]

"the wasting of finite resources is everyone's business" is getting tattooed on my ass in cursive

[fluorescentsnails]

okay after the whole blood typing thing, eddie boi is making fun of bella and hes like "I've seen corpses with better color" like, edward, my dude, my guy, I love it when you casually let it slip that you've murdered people

[fluorescentsnails]

I love how edward is So Shocked™️ that bella knows claire de lune as if it isnt one of the most well-known classical pieces of the past two centuries

[fluorescentsnails]

OKAY SO BELLA JUST OPENED HER WINDOW AND IS ALL SURPRISED THAT ITS OPENING SO SMOOTHLY AND SILENTLY AND I WOULD LIKE GIVE OUT A BIG FUCK YOU TO EDDIE FOR BEING A FUCKING CREEP AND OILING HER WINDOW IN MIDNIGHT SUN thanks

[fluorescentsnails]

"If you ever repeat what I'm saying right now I will cheerfully beat you to death" bellas dialogue deserves more love

[fluorescentsnails]

"it was a colossal tribute to his face that it kept my eyes away from his body" bELLA OH MY GOD CALM DOWN

[fluorescentsnails]

I like how bella and edward keep having these intense and gushy conversations in the cafeteria as if the rest of the cullens cant hear Every Word and as if eddie cant hear them groaning at the cheesiness in his bad choices

[fluorescentsnails]

"your hair looks like a haystack but I like it" eDWARD

[fluorescentsnails]

he just..... ate her tear. like just fucking licked it off his finger and then went on like nothing happened and so did she???? like are we not going to talk about this??????? fuckin weirdo

[validcharlieswan-archive-deacti]

Bella, crying: You... don't want me??

Edward, blasting ABBA's "Knowing Me, Knowing You" with his boombox and electric sliding backwards into the forest: Sorry babe.