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I like TAI…, FOB, and MCR. what else is there to know? He/They/She, Genderqueer and Polysexual. DNFI if you don’t like F&F or The Academy Is /j. Tags: Mikey.txt, Mikey’s au’s, Mikey draws, mikey.edits. 21. Side blog: @xxmikeymurderousxx

[wootwona]

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[flynnr1derluver]

how the entire town of corona was feeling teaming up to hate on a 14 year old that lost his dad

[xxmikeymurderxx]

"THAT CHILD ATTACKED THE PRINCESS!!!!1!!1!!1111!1!1!1" and all bro did was ask for help 😭😭😭😭😭 varian shouldve been allowed to kill some people

[hostieghosty]

He’s exactly where he wants to be. 💖

[wister1ap3tals]

was scrolling through the like other asked questions on google and it made me giggle

Like yeah thats krii7y theyre married according to this google

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Friendship so gay it even confuses the Google ai

[xxmikeymurderxx]

MATILDA AND KELLY FELL FOR EACH OTHER AFTER FIRST FUCKING SIGHT THIS IS SO TRUE OH MY GOD

[xxmikeymurderxx]

They got married, are about to have a child and moved in together

Wonderful things are happening on summer bay island

[xxmikeymurderxx]

MATILDA AND KELLY FELL FOR EACH OTHER AFTER FIRST FUCKING SIGHT THIS IS SO TRUE OH MY GOD

[hodginspodgins]

[xxmikeymurderxx]

FINN DOGBOY REAL

[stuffandthingsthings]

“You can’t ship real people “it’s toxic to ship real people”

Tell that to him

[zaramel23]

If I had a nickel for every time a ship of mine (that was presented in mainstream media as being as close as brothers - definitely nothing deeper and more homosexual noooo) ended with the trope that Man A loved Man B enough to name their child after him--

Then I'd have 2 nickels! 😊🪙

🤔

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[xxmikeymurderxx]

This is my fucking niche oh my god dombrian and moreid life is wonderful

[infectiouspiss]

49 YEAR OLD MILF GERARD WAY

[sjweminem]

the patient needs pregnancy to live

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 21

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce (M*A*S*H)

Gilgamesh (The Epic of Gilgamesh)

Voting ended onApr 8

PROPAGANDA:

[Hawkeye]

(Model Credit: LMRourke)

"Literally begs men to impregnate him. He will not get married until someone gets him pregnant. Also he deserves a second chance."

"OK so aside from the fact that he canonically asks for it sooooo many times. HE. IS. SO. BREEDABLE. HE WOULD LOOK SO GOOD PREGNANT. OK. He needs it, I need it, we need it. ALSO, he got so close last year and I think he deserves a win."

"The show uses children and family as a symbol of stability, both directly and as an explicit absence (the orphans they take care of, Peg and Erin back home, etc). That stability is something that Hawkeye desperately needs and wants. Plus, he constantly talks about being pregnant in a way that implies he's actually thought through it more than most cis guys would."

"He NEEDS it okay! Man canonically wants to be pregnant! I swear he makes at Least one "joke" about it a season, if not more! He wants it so bad I truly think being pregnant could fix him! He made it so close last year and frankly it's a Travesty he didn't win in my opinion, so I'm hoping we can get the rest of tumblr to fully agree this time around!"

"He is a trailblazer in the field of men desperately wanting to be pregnant. He's begging for it. No man has wanted to be pregnant as much as Hawkeye has, and no man has begged for it openly on TV in the 70's as Hawkeye did. No one deserves to be pregnant more than him. Though there may be new contenders, we must honour our roots. The OG. Some of these contenders will have never made a comment about their bunkmate and best friend getting him pregnant, but Hawkeye has. More than once."

"He's the one asking for it, not me (constantly. he is constantly asking for it)."

"There are numerous moments throughout where he references being pregnant/impregnated, including: “you realize if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me,” “frankly, I think I'm pregnant,” “I could have had a third of a baby by now,” “sit down, your father and I will tell you what we did to have you,” and many more. He's begged a general to impregnate him. (“I know that you're a general and I'm just a captain, but I want to have your baby. I mean it, I want your baby! I'll kiss all your stars!”) One of the first things that he says in response to encountering a new character on the show, when asked if married, is “someone's gonna have to get me pregnant first.”

Children, especially to the characters in MASH, are the representation of life and innocence. Hawkeye, as a character, is defined by his love for life. He is a doctor with a vested interest in humanity, thrust into a war against his will, who does everything he can to preserve that life. Pregnancy is not only a joke to Hawkeye, or something said in passing as a quip or subversive statement, but a concept he treats with respect and dignity, and in the midst of such great injustice and cruelty to human life, carrying life into the world would help him fight just that little more against the war. In the words of BJ Hunnicutt, “All we see around here is death and destruction. Now, in the middle of an inferno that even Dante wouldn't buy tickets to, there's a little glimmer of life, thanks to you. That's not wonderful; that's a miracle.”"

"Just look at him."

"dude is BEGGING for it."

"It's what he would want."

"pregnancy is the opposite of war to him. It’s his escape that eliminates his usual coping mechanism of alcohol, his fantasy being so detached from his trauma that he won’t need it anymore. Instead of narrowly saving lives or failing to save lives, he’s creating it."

Hawkeye propaganda from last season

[Gilgamesh]

(Concept Art: Me)

""how a beast and a god together learned to be human". Wrong! Should have been mpreg to make them learn how to be human."

"Enkidu and Gilgamesh, the original yaoi. Hear me out.

Gilgamesh is a great and terrible warrior king. As punishment for raping brides on their wedding night, the gods create Enkidu, to be his equal in battle and punish him for his cruelty. How poetic then, for Enkidu to leave him with child as part of his punishment. Gilgamesh has to endure the pain of childbirth over and over until it is equal to the suffering he inflicted upon the brides.

Then Gilgamesh becomes friends with Enkidu and they travel together. Even gravid, he is still fierce. Together they vanquish Humbaba, the guardian of the Cedar forest.

His growing belly reflects his growing devotion to Enkidu. He daydreams about how the two of them will teach their children to be fierce warriors with no equal.

So when the goddess Ishtar propositions him, of course he turns her down. In her anger, she asks her father to send the Bull of Heaven after him.

Gilgamesh and Enkidu manage to vanquish the bull without supernatural assistance. However in doing so, they incur the wrath of all the gods. The gods strike down Enkidu with illness. Gilgamesh is by his side as he does.

The extra twist of the knife is that Gilgamesh will never get to raise his children with Enkidu. He goes into labour alone.

And he endures suffering equal to that he'd caused."

[iceeclaw]

GUYS NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT MPREG IS TO HAWKEYE

it legit plays a role in the theming I'm not even joking about

[xxmikeymurderxx]

#impregnatethatmanmonday

Hawkeye literally NEEDS it I genuinely think that it will fix whatever’s wrong with him

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[goodnightbirdy]

I think Bones is the only show where i ship all of the canon straight ships and i think its because all the men are pathetically in love with their wives. they all become incredibly useless without their respective women and i really appreciate that in a man.

[iickybones]

I bet on losing dogs

I know they're losing and I pay for my place

[xxmikeymurderxx]

op i hope you have a fucking bodyguard omg /nm

[xxmikeymurderxx]

creating a little drabble for a little piece of Matilda art im still drawing :3

[xxmikeymurderxx]

i fear my brain wont let me continue becaause i cant remember basic punctuation from year 3 and i fear that people will make of me </3

[xxmikeymurderxx]

Every time Brian O’Conner comes on screen my heart physically aches and my heart rate goes up…ah the joys of a hyperfixation