a math sideblog for nerds

also includes stuff that's not math. so essentially it's just a sideblog... 22 • he/they • main: magpiecat

[spectrallysequenced]

When you see this, you know you're in for a good time

[relelvance]

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

[sevenfactorial]

If you put it into mixed fraction form then shame and woe upon you, your family, and your cow.

[twinprime]

this excerpt means everything to me you don’t understand

from The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano, 2008

[iviedraws]

"The Shock" (2022)

[that-house]

This is so funny to me

[ironelkarchive]

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

[cozcat]

[thirdpunch]

[justspooklordthings-deactivated]

Guys, we've talked about this.

You need to give your domesticated wading ghosts larger death pools. I understand if you can't find a real Well, but you need an enclosure at least 5 times the size of the spirit itself.

[talysalankil]

@cooltastrophe go off!

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

don't cry. over one million randomly initialized parameters to optimize, ok?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

no nonono no why are you crying even harder? stop that. was it something I said

[jennyanythot]

ALT

Y'all ever experience Depression™️ and glue an entire pack of googly eyes to your vacuum robot?

[jennyanythot]

That was not its final form, by the way

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

#biblically accurate roomba

[ophanic]

real

[txttletale]

oh so THIS is wehat they mean when they talk about nuclear family

[gayfather]

the mediocre gatsby

[newtgeiszler]

the decent wall of china 

[gayfather]

the ok depression

[failstun]

alright britain

[lovett91]

The mildly interesting barrier reef

[incipient]

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

[duplen7icy]

catherine the ordinary

[abominationimperatrix]

the satisfactory white shark

[demi-shoggoth]

Alexander the Fine

[a-book-of-creatures]

passable pyrenees

[heroofthreefaces]

so-so danes

[keynes-fetlife-mutual]

all creatures okay and medium

[max1461]

mediocre andamanese

[yanklbonkl]

perfectly okay scott

[wizzdono]

my fav ship dynamics

(context: this was up by far my most faved tweet I’ve ever gotten. Up to 120k)

[anovelplan]

[fleshdyke]

???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you have to call someone now

[regging]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[catfindr]

[crtter]

[winter-angst]

look it , look it ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it's freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

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