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Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy
The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”
I do respect superheroes who don’t kill, and I really think “we’re as bad as they are if we do it” is a terrible oversimplification of why someone would come to that moral conclusion.
Three reasons why a hero might not kill:
1. They are not granted by their society a “licence to kill.” Many (not all) people accept that a soldier or a judge might need to kill a wrongdoer in the course of their duties. Those people (should) act under strict rules and processes to determine when a death is just. A society, to be peaceful, usually functions under a guarantee that people won’t on their own judgement decide to off people. Vigilantes don’t usually have state-sanctioned authority, but they do rely on public goodwill to be counted as heroes and not menaces or even villains. A hero, especially an independent, self-proclaimed one, may lack the authority or judgement to serve as executioner. Most just societies require a trial before delivering a sentence.
2. They don’t need to. Paradoxically, or maybe not so much so, the stronger a hero is, the less they need to kill. One of the most common defenses for a murder is “self defense,” the idea that the person making the plea was in so much danger from the deceased that killing them was justifiable. But once you’re a swordsman swift enough to cut bullets or a muscleman strong enough to lift trucks, who’s that big a threat? As your control over your power and your ability to master an opponent both increase (and barring completely wild or uncontrolled abilities, these two are very linked) the easier it becomes to hold back, to subdue with the minimal amount of damage and to render even the worst villains neutralized without going nuclear. 3. The power to kill is bad for their mental health. Not everyone can perform even a “just” killing with a clean conscience. A hero might fear the trauma of killing, and seek to avoid the damage. Or a hero might introspect, and realize that, should they kill today, tomorrow the choice will be easier. Killing an opponent, rather than subduing them, is often the easy way out, and a hero who comes to rely on that solution might find themselves killing more and more, Even if killing isn’t addictive, a hero might still fear that mindset.
Now, a common version of this problem is Batman, who wouldn’t kill the Joker even if the Joker is at maximum edge, dealing out huge terrorist acts and body counts. The best reason for Batman not to kill him isn’t “I am as bad as the Joker if I kill,” but more, “I am a man who uses superheroism as a trauma coping mechanism, and if I start committing extrajudicial killings my mental state and my loose alliance with the police will both deteriorate.”
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comics i like: PRODIGAL
A while ago, I posted about Prodigal, the DICK-and-TIM Batman run and one of my favorite comic storylines of all time, and I learned from comments that it's pretty hard to track down for new readers - the comics are collected together on Kindle and Comixology, but not on DCU Infinite, and of course it's spread out over a bunch of different comics.
So I have made a list! A really long list!
If you, too, would like to read about
Dick having a self-worth crisis! Tim being excited about their teamwork!
Tim being amazed by basic household tasks! Tim apparently eating and hanging out in the Manor half the time, except when his dad periodically remembers he exists and demands company!
Jack Drake being a terrible parent! Dick worrying about Tim's bruises!
Tim being a nosy busybody and Dick reluctantly confiding at first and then actually unburdening himself!
Dick and Tim all on their own (no Alfred! no Bruce! just an inexperienced Batman and an inexperienced Robin!)
Dick's journey from "this kid is impressive but sometimes annoying" -> "I will punch anyone who looks at him crosswise"!
Tim’s journey from “desperate to impress” -> “actually admitting to insecurities”!
Please enjoy this:
Big Long List of Comics
So I recently got back into the batman fandom after being gone for like 15 years (I mostly just watched the cartoons as a kid & looked through the occasional comic. I had no clue who Cass or Duke were & only knew Damian because he was in BatBro art I sometimes saw), & I am fully aware that the fanfic/fandom of the batfam is very inaccurate to the actually comics in both good and bad ways & I was curious if you had any recs for good dc comic series for a newbie wanting to get back in to them?
OOOOOHHH I do have recs. I'm a firm believer that canon is good actually and I think the Batfandom should read more comic books. So thanks to you dear anon, i did make
The ULTIMATE (probably not actually) BATFAM CANON REC LIST
These are going to be CANON comic books and runs that I totally think y’all should read if you want a grasp on how the Bat characters actually are as opposed to their fanon personalities. They are also -imo- the really good ones. This got long so check out the "read more" if you're curious
Complete Stephanie Brown Timeline & Reading Order
(*for the Post-Crisis/pre-Flashpoint era)
Steph spent over a decade as a supporting character, which means until she finally got her Batgirl run, her appearances are scattered across various bat-books, and hard to track (let alone order) if you don’t know where to start. Which is what I’m here for!
This will run through a basic explanation of Steph’s entire timeline up to Flashpoint, including every appearance in chronological order. (Well, minus some pointless cameos where she appears for a single panel/line.) If you’re just reading for Steph, there are many issues listed where you could just skim through the non-Steph portions.
For the very abbreviated version:
Steph first appears in Detective Comics vol 1 #647-649 as the Spoiler, working against her dad.
She returns and becomes a regular supporting character in Robin vol 2 (1993), which includes getting together with Tim, and going through a teen pregnancy.
Steph starts to appear more across other Batfamily books, particularly Batgirl vol 1 (2000) (while still being a regular in Robin).
For a short time, she is welcomed into the inner circle and trained directly by Batman, before being rejected again.
After Tim is forced to quit, Steph becomes Robin briefly.
Shortly after being fired, she is killed.
Steph returns with a very brief explanation, and floats around as a Robin supporting character again.
Finally, she becomes Batgirl and gets her own run in Batgirl vol 3 (2009), which lasts until the reboot.
Full timeline and issue listings below the cut! I’ve tried to make it possible to just grab the listed issues, ignore any (lower-case s) spoilers, and get a fresh read for yourself OR to read in full for a thorough timeline.
Keep reading
Hey I’m so sorry if this is too tall of an ask (feel free to ignore it) but now that Tim has been confirmed bi I was thinking of getting back into dc a bit and wondered if you had Tim recommendations (as well as any other general recs)? I am also super sorry if this has been asked before. Anyway, I also wanted to say I love your art and hope you have a nice day! <3
hi. got a lot of similar asks but you're the lucky one that got answered
Tim Drake reading order bc EVERYONE’S been asking me holy cow
**In chronological order, with notes for where things generally fall in the timeline. More specific than the "ULTIMATE Canon Batfam Comic Rec List." **
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good luck with all upcoming exams + work 🍀
I think it's so funny seeing so many comments of people saying that the new webtoon is worse than canon and that the webtoon is "destroying the batfamily."
Like huh
You'd guys rather see this:
Than this?
Okay
Samanthadoodles on deviant art should be hired by DC to do a Gotham City Sirens. Her artwork is perfect for a Sirens book
People who would totally kill the Joker given the opportunity:
Poison Ivy
Half of the rest of the Arkham inmates
Alfred Pennyworth
Diana of Themyscira
Artemis of Bana-Mighdall
Roy Harper
Commissioner Gordon
75% of the population of Gotham
And look, I’m not including Jason on this particular list because he shouldn’t have to kill the guys who murdered him himself, and PTSD might make that difficult. Who knows.
The point is that there’s plenty of people. Gotham’s full of crime, right? I’m sure there’s plenty of guns floating around. Plenty of people with motive. Plenty of people with skill even.
So why the #!*% is the Joker still alive?
So true and also it’s so funny because now there’s a new vigilante called Clownhunter that wants to kill the Joker
His design is cool and he looks adorable here but, anyway, there’s so many people that hate the Joker and it’s so weird that he’s still alive when basically most of Gotham hates him
And I like this new character, I really do, but why would DC create this character and then NOT kill the Joker? I find it kind of weird that they haven’t done it yet in a cool way that can really impact these characters and Gotham city in general but they’re not because “Joker makes money” I guess? The Joker will never change and he’ll always be terrible so why not kill the Joker and focus on the WAY cooler members of the rogue’s gallery (and make more maybe)? The Joker is literally a normal human and he outlived most characters lmao
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Both extremely valid points.
Also, Roy throwing up style score cards while Artemis absolutely destroys Joker: “Yeah, but did he stay dead?”
Talia after remembering everything she knows about Barbara Gordon and two minutes of talking to Harley Quinn: Bruce is a little bitch, Jason. Go find me a rusty knife.
Jason: this is why I chose you in the divorce
Surprised an inconvenienced Gothamite hasn't taken him out yet.
"This is the third time Joker has gassed the fucking city. I got shit to do man. That's it. I'm tired of this bullshit. You're going down clown"
make all of Gotham gang up on joker and kill him in revenge
Okay so I have many mixed feelings on all of this. For Gotham I want it to be a big gang up thing like that. A collective push back against the Joker and all the terror he’s brought. For Jason, Barbara, Harley, etc., I want one of them or someone who cares about them to do it.
For the Joker though? I want it to be some rando who does it on accident and then no one notices for a week.
I just found out that the Spanish batfam community calls damian "bolita de ódio" which translates to tiny ball of hatred and I think that's beautiful
reblog to beat the joker to death
i love when anyone calls superman ‘supes.’ like yeah! he has soup energy. he’s warm. wholesome. nourishing. culturally important to jewish people. when you throw him at a cop he’s worse than a brick because he’s got force
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Tokyo Revengers
Tokyo Revengers Official Art, Ken Wakui.