The Bright Sessions
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA
shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
bliss lane
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@yellafellowwwd
I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
WAIT I HAVE MORE
Those two met for the first time in those roles
They started dating while playing those roles
THEY GOT FUCKING ENGAGED
HE ACTUALLY TOOK HER HOME
EVA NOBLEZADA AND REEVE CARNEY ARE MARRIED!!!!
maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.
just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.
Achilles said this
Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.
first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel
second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock
third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson
fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus
[ID: A screenshot of a Tiktok of a person with a slightly concerned expression overlaid with the text: “when you’re at a fanfiction writing contest but your opponent is thirteen, english isn’t their first language, and they got in a car crash on the way there”. End ID]
Me: Aw, they’re matching
Me, realizing: Oh no, they’re matching
Literally obsessed with this image.
Ok I'm not seeing anyone else in the notes mention this so I Must add: This is a still from the short stop motion film linked here.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164317/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
(I've seen it irregularly uploaded to YouTube and Vimeo if you wanna watch it for yourself, I just didn't wanna post a link that'd eventually break.)
Anyway I need you all to know that I am not editorializing or exaggerating when I say that they are Literally Having Sex. Like it's not an edit or an awkward bit of a fight/sparring scene. The film parallels the Patrochilles relationship to that of Helen and Menelaus. It's honestly very interesting from a purely literary standpoint. This image haunts me bc who the fuck saw this in context and then captioned it friendship??? Like there is literally no other way to interpret the film this is PENITS IN BUT HOLE ACTION
Odysseus @ Achilles
EDIT:
Ok, I’m seeing a lot of misunderstandings and people thinking this is my art. THIS IS NOT MY ART. I did mention this in the comments, but hindsight is 20/20. I wasn’t expecting this post to blow up so much, so I hadn’t put too much thought as to what it was going to put into the post. Anyways, here is the link to the art that this photo is from
this will get to the right people
pov you are sent to hell
They grow grants there like rhubarb
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
I feel like tumblr should be bigger fans of The Blues Brothers. It's a movie that has everything we value as a community. Attention and respect to pioneering black musicians, open hostility to nazis, open defiance to police, Carrie Fisher with a rocket launcher and flamethrower, a soundtrack that goes hard as hell, John Belushi so blasted on cocaine that he continues to do somersaults despite having a broken ankle. It's got it all!
Frank Oz is the jail's discharge clerk when Belushi gets out of jail at the beginning.
Not getting into ending spoilers but Steven Spielberg plays a character who is pivotal to the climax of the film.
Ray Charles fires a warning shot from a pistol at a shoplifter.
They did location filming in a mall that had closed the previous year in 1978. The production fucked that mall up so bad that it remained abandoned until it was finally demolished in 2012.
A total of 60 cop cars are fucking destroyed in the movie.
It’s got Aretha Franklin as a sarcastic diner owner with her own back-up dancers. Chaka Khan is a soloist in the choir. And the whole scene set to Cab Calloway’s Minnie the Moocher is so spectacular I won’t ruin it for you.
everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving
