SUCK MY DICK

I am Dicklovin McButtfuck, professional dragon slayer. I love video games and dogs.

[hanavbara]

spy x family as 90’s anime 👨‍👩‍👧✨

[ashstfu]

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

[awesometrollingman10]

Reciprocal murder attempts are fine. One-sided murder is problematic in a relationship, though

[forestwater87]

They do say that a relationship is doomed to fail unless both parties are putting the same amount of effort in.

[brucebocchi]

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

[ofdarklands]

#im half man on my father's side (x)

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[drcrowdpleaser]

WHAT IS “DOES”?

[degenerate-perturbation]

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

[tailornorata]

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

[xeduo]

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.

[raevenlywrites]

I’m not really into the whole female dogma, but the aesthetic went off, ya know?

[tatiletotesamaze]

why does this feel so true?

[knamil]

This is funny, but I read the first line like “nonpracticing doctor”. You went to school to become a woman, but you didn’t bother to get your woman license so now you just use your woman knowledge to write particularly detailed murder mysteries.

[degenerate-perturbation]

Yes exactly thank you

[garmmy]

speedpaint commission for anonymous, of hijiyama+stoutland and okino+espurr! thank you!!

[babyychurro]

I took Cheesecake out today 💖

[herdingdog-deactivated20231014]

my obsession with this photo is unbelievable actually. i cannot believe im not there right this moment i cant believe im not standing under that bridge surrounded by small houses and nature. unbelievable

[xeptum]

heart cat !!!

[brucebocchi]

[brothfan1997]

[odinsblog]

…it is still 7:34am 😂

[soulguibo]

Phenomenal dog images

[oceanmotioned]

[thedoubteriswise]

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

[modogoblin]

[cdmodule]

Yknow posts that are like "mousegirl who says shes squeaky clean" and "doggirl gf who tilts her head when she doesn't understand what ur saying". I think the we need those with objects. Lamp bf who lights up when he's flustered or embarrassed etc

[grimeclown]

Vacuum cleaner bf who sucks that shit like it was the dust bunnies under the couch