I LOVE MY MOOTIES @yourlocaltourist - Tumblr Blog

General info abt me I go by he/she and identify as bigender and aroflux. NSFW DNI but other than that I block freely. This blog is mostly reblogs and such so I really don't post here often or at all and I'm not super active here I'm only keeping this account bc I love my mooties. This is my Strawpage but it's under construction so check back later!

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#pinned intro

segamascott

alpaca-clouds

This.

Like, I very much appreciate people trying to be mindful of their consumption and trying to be sustainable. But I need y'all to understand that it literally does not matter. The top 10% are doing more damage than all of us together could ever prevent.

you know, until we remember what to do with rich bastards.

@isuggestrevolution

yourlocaltourist

i see u browsing my blog 👁👁

what noooo

5tark1tty

my activity tab. u liked like 5 of my posts & rebloged 1

yourlocaltourist

I'm a chronic spam liker so I thought I was being sneaky dang it

#me dumb

i see u browsing my blog 👁👁

what noooo

#HOW DID YOU FIND ME #scared

colemckenzies

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

ggiornojo

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

colemckenzies

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

animatedamerican

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

nentuaby

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

animatedamerican

… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

thepioden

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

derinthescarletpescatarian

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

rooksandravens

Is it a glitch or a feature?

cranberrybogmummy

Feature

andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

morethanonebraincell

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

ziggy-scardust

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

ewsu

here a wip of the worldbuilding i have been doing so far(sorry for lack of posting i have been dealing with mental issues and can't seem to be very motivated to do anything,but i am still working on the worldbuilding).

creation-help

Anyway enough seething. Go reblog and compliment your mutuals oc rambles right now. Send them an ask even. If you're feeling avant garde and outrageous send them a dm going "Your ocs are so cool can we play barbies and hit my ocs and your ocs together violently. Or sexually. Or humorously."

Human connection can save you and your creative project I'm dead serious. Having caring people around me has been the biggest legitimate creative motivator

SCREAMING CRYING BEGGING PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING USE PROPER CONTENT AND TRIGGER WARNINGS

YOU ARE HURTING PEOPLE YOU ARE HURTING ME STOP USING BABY TALK AND SENSORS I DON'T WANT TO KEEP HAVING TO ADD TWENTY NEW BLOCKED TAGS EVERY SINGLE TIME I WANNA LOOK UP FANDOM STUFF PLEASE I BEG

For example #tw murder or #murder tw are AMAZING USE THEM. If not graphic even a #murder mentioned tw could be used along side something else. "unaliving" or "m*rder" JUST MAKE ME HAVE MORE WORK TO DO TO STAY SAFE ON THE INTERNET! WORDS ARE TRIGGERING! I AM STILL HEALING! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO JUST BLOCK A TAG AND NOT FIFTY PLEASE