A Blog. Sort Of. Maybe. Probably Not.

Just a phlegmatic, melancholic, and sapphic little sunflower 🌻

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[transhuman-priestess]

“Space exploration is a waste of money” fuck you

[jaytarrant]

Hypothetically NASA green lights space exploration tomorrow. What would that look like to you?

[transhuman-priestess]

???????????

[loth-caatgirl]

Voyager was a hoax to sell immortality to Carl Sagan

there is no Curiosity rover on Mars

Hubble was deepfaked and the technology was pretty rough early on which is why first images were so blurry WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[jaytarrant]

Oh, so NOT space exploration then. Gotcha gotcha. My bad. I thought by space exploration you meant, you know, exploring space. Not looking at some rocks on Mars through a camera. I think it was the words “space” and “exploration” that through me off initially. Boy do I feel silly.

[transhuman-priestess]

“Space exploration is a waste of money” fuck you

[jaytarrant]

Hypothetically NASA green lights space exploration tomorrow. What would that look like to you?

[ryanthel0ser]

Going through (or at least trying to without the site crashing) the early 2010s of the Hellsing fandom is amusing because so many people posted "omg look at Seras she's so cute we must protect this sweet innocent lil bean!"

I think she's good guys, in fact I think she should protect me

[jaytarrant]

Protecting others is pretty much her job. And sure, maybe the stuff at the manor didn’t go so well at first, but she saved lives. And is just as devoted to Integra as Alucard, if not moreso.

It must also be said that this woman does things to me. Final Form Seras is ❤️

[strawijuice]

Such Pitiful Sinners~✦

[the-poll-squad]

Which Continent are you from?

Africa

Antarctica

Asia

Australia

Europe

North America

South America

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Feel free to reblog to have more people to vote. Feel free to explain why you voted the way you did. DO NOT SENT ANON HATE FOR HOW PEOPLE VOTED.

[bucketofdeltav]

ZEALANDIA IS A CONTINENT GODDAMMIT

[jaytarrant]

Zealandia is just Lesser Australia clearly

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )

[sword-and-nightingale]

Yo, I added more layers.

24 layers!

[theman-themyth-themoth]

Oh my fucking god-

[sword-and-nightingale]

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

[blaizeofglory]

I’m sorry-

[ilovetomotoes3000]

What the fuck? It got longer?

[ricecakeandhoney]

My terrible contribution

[adulthoodisokay]

every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.

[phoenixofthestars]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[octahedral-chaos]

Is this anything-

[lailukatheartisticautistic]

[lunar-chaos-system]

[lunar-chaos-system]

I have made another.

[shsl-panic-at-the-everywhere]

ok so…..

[queuerp]

My contribution to this monster

[supernovasilence]

tumblr about excessive meme-strosities:

[aberratedd]

contribution from our partner

[gay-girl-thing]

Behold

My badly made, pixelated, made in microsoft paint, contribution to this mess

[batcavescolony]

Does anyone ever think about Civil War in a 'this isn't really a Civil War' type way? Cus I re watched it today and ??? What was that?

What is a Civil War? "A Civil War is a war between organized groups within the same state (or country)" if say in this case it's a team not state or country is that fair? ok so Captain America Civil War should be a fight between the Avengers cus that's the organized group we had in 2015? Ok rosters:

Tony (day1): Rhodes (Avenger AOU), Natasha (Avenger day 1 but tbh she's on her side), Black Panther (not an Avenger he's here to kill Bucky), Vision (Avenger AOU), Spider-Man (Not an Avenger, doesn't actually know why he's here).

Steve(day1): Sam (Avenger AOU), Clint (Avenger day1), Bucky (not an Avenger, wants to go home), Wanda (Avenger AOU), Scott (not really an Avenger?)

4/12 were Avenging since AOU so like a year ago? (Sam, Rhodes, Wanda, Vision) In the beginning of CW it looked like they were still training Wanda.

4/12 aren't Avengers or were just made 'avengers' for this (Bucky, Peter, T'challa, Scott)

4/12 are day 1 Avengers (Nat, Tony, Clint, Steve)

...would you say these people all were on the same team? I wouldn't. Outside of fanfic has Peter hung out with Nat? Or Bucky? Or Wanda? No, sorry. He hasn't even hung out with Tony at this point. Scott, has he talked to anyone besides Sam before CW? I'd call it a stretch for Wanda to have had an actual canon conversation with Natasha. What have Clint and Sam done together? Clint literally introduces himself to T'Challa during the 'battle'! I wouldn't call four of them Avengers at all (at this point) and not to mention it's 12 people!

This isn't an organization fighting amongst itself, it's little groups in a trenchcoat pretending to be one group, all an airport hanger fighting for 5 different reasons. an encounter? Sure. a skirmish? maybe. possibly even a dispute but this damn well ain't a 'Civil War'.

[jaytarrant]

I think Honest Trailers said it best with the airport scene being a group sparring session. Even the Sokovia Accords take a backseat once Bucky gets involved. Honestly the “Civil War” branding was just marketing because that’s the name of a comic arc.

[stagbeetleboy]

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

[stagbeetleboy]

I am architecture

[0littleblue0]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

hoard enough clothes in that thing and they double as house insulation

[roipecheur]

The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

[river9noble]

Tim with Bruce

Bonus:

Dick with Bruce

Jason with Bruce Part 1

Jason with Bruce Part 2

Jason with Bruce Part 3

Steph with Bruce

Damian with Bruce

Cass with Bruce

Duke with Bruce

Barbara with Bruce

[dg-outlaw]

💯 No notes.

[river9noble]

Ahahahha thanks @dg-outlaw

I used the max amount of images in that post but here’s some more

Alfred and Bruce

Superman and Bruce

Commissioner Gordon and Bruce

Bonus:

Bruce and Catwoman

Bruce and Joker

[lesbibimbap]

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

[lab-practicum]

@ufcosmo

[jaytarrant]

Fascinating

[crabussy]

some people seem to think aotearoa new zealand is just fields and hills and grass. maybe some mountains. maybe a fjord or two. which is so fascinating to me because we have so many different biomes and landscapes it's bonkers.

[crabussy]

we have massive volcanic fields. we have native palm trees and mangroves up north. we have huge swaths of geothermal areas that have geysers and bubbling hot mud and multicoloured pools. we have dense temperate rainforests. we have fern trees that grow ridiculously tall. we have huge tussock grasslands. we have a freezing cold desert. we have huge black sand beaches. we have sand dunes that stretch for kilometres. I love you aotearoa. this isn't even all of it these are just a few examples man

[crabussy]

it's ridiculously beautiful and varied over here and yet when you say "new zealand", a lot of people imagine grass fields and sheep. which to be fair. we do also have. BUT STILL

[crabussy]

long story short: it's not all fields and sheep. p.s. yes those are people at the top of the sand dune in the last photo

[crabussy]

it's simple! we are LLLLOOOOOOONG. and LUMPY. stretching vertically gives us a lot of temperature variation, as does the crazy elevation changes throughout the islands! we also have a gazillion different soil types. all in all this makes for dozens and dozens of crazy environmental variations. it's pretty neat [:

[lilyblisslys]

Me: your honor, I have never once wanted to rut into their wet cunt like a mindless animal

Opposing council: Really Ms.Lys? Not even that one time you got kinda high and had heat stroke while topping?

My lawyer: OBJECTION!

The judge, who has been touching themself since I said the word rut: overruled. now Ms.Lys,

[lilyblisslys]

what if i put you in a burlap sack full of bats

[jaytarrant]

Idea for a story where the United States uses a disaster relief effort as a cover to conduct experiments into biological warfare on a native population. Thoughts?

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[junk-thunder]

so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

[uhuh100]

this is how political statistics work I think

[aardvarkingmad]

Yeah, the factoid that we share 99% of our DNA with apes is true. But we share the vast majority of our DNA with *everything*.

If you think of DNA as the instruction book for building and operating a creature, the vast majority of it is minutia--vastly important, utterly critical, but it applies to almost every life form on the planet. It's details for how to construct a cell, and how it operates. How to combine those cells into multi-cellular forms, and how to keep them alive and functioning. Only the last few percentage points differentiate men from dogs or zebras or apes. But those last few percentage points make a big difference.

[jaytarrant]

It is worth noting that about 80% of our genome is actually non-functional. You are correct that most of our functional genes are about the fundamentals, but the vast majority of the sum total are long since deactivated. The instructions to develop into what our distant ancestors might have been. Relatively little of our functional genetic code overlaps with something like a banana.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.