young, spry, and ready to die

treš smeće

[kittyb4e]

[noonem]

love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment

[xonorika]

[cosmicboner]

me when someone asks how im doing lately

[wakingfromthewater]

(via Vancouver Aquarium Marine Mammal Rescue Centre)

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[sovietnam]

[zsnes]

[zsnes]

hotdog eating mask

[trashboat]

finally. no distractions

[thorgyorgy]

Do you even believe in God?

[that-twink-over-there]

My last 2 brain cells

[kscotter]

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[anxietyproblem]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

I love this picture so much

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

[found-bodies]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

Straight men need to stop having fat asses RIGHT NOW!

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[catchymemes]

I only drink free-range, organic water

[erotetica]

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

[sovietnam]

[brand-upon-the-brain]

Twin Peaks S02E18 “On the Wings of Love” (Duwayne Dunham, 1991)