Obsessive Lurker @zagadska - Tumblr Blog

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

nitewrighter

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.”

theonlycabbage

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

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why are people even questioning obesity in america

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

why is your tea liquidised?

american-auror-story

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

asmallvillageincanada

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

abbysrwk-deactivated20140508

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

randomthingieshere

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

prouwu-deactivated20190721

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

cloudyobsession

England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2

[skeletons ooh-ing]

saveoursestras

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

myfriendscallmemaury

#INTO THE HARBOR

theanimangagirl

prettyboyshyflizzy

Englad doesn’t own anything

dad-monster-deactivated20171222

except that time we owned most of the world

dangerbooze

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

navybluenestea-deactivated20191

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

phlying-squirrel

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

vampire-spit

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

lilzodiac

And this is why I love Tumblr

dmzenog

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

brownirisandcurls-deactivated20

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

sebsticles

I only see this on pinterest omg….

alwaystiredheaux

OMFG

@riverwriter

joonscupid

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

siriusly-fuck-off

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

inifitywar

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

itsliterallythis

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

nabyss

😂😂😂

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

cheeseanonioncrisps

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

benjamminandthemarmalades

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon

i think this is a europe thing? asians have cold everything. though you got serve it warm if you have aunties around

jabberwockypie

As much as the Tea Discourse amuses me, this post always annoys me with the obesity comment.

That is CLEARLY not intended to be eaten by one person.

That’s like “We got a crapload of chicken nuggets instead of/in addition to a pizza for game night”. It’s not all that different from picking up a box of fried chicken from the deli section of the grocery store - it’s not a thing you do every day, but not terrible as an occasional treat/party food/nobody has the energy to deal with cooking and it’s fast protein that’ll feed everyone and last a while.

For fuck’s sake.

insertusernameici

into-the-weeds

#eliot imprints he imprints so hard all while very loudly insisting that HE IS NOT IN THIS FOR THE REVOLUTION#HE IS NOT IN IT FOR YOU PRINCESS#literally no one believes him#probably because eliot keeps taking the blows and saving their hides#sophie catches a cold and eliot shows up scowling with a container of tom kha kai#nate stumbles out of the bar after last call fumblng for his keys and eliot is there; leaning against the SUV and looking unimpressed#once hardison hears something strange from the basement—when he goes to investigate he finds eliot working out#to a playlist of hardison’s techno remixes#one of parker’s old foster homes burns down; the one she Doesn’t Talk About—eliot comes in the next day smelling of smoke#”……what I spent the weekend making barbeque why do you even care man?”#I’M IN IT FOR THE MONEY eliot insists to literally no one listening (via thebloggingjob)

bibliothekara

*sobs about Elliot Spencer*

secondalto

@poppetawoppet

pale-silver-comb

#Eliot Spencer#he’s that marshmallow that’s been in the back of the cupboard for so long#that when you pull it out it feels hard on the outside#but inside it’s still soft and fluffy#and he acts like he’s so damn angry that someone would think he’s marshmallowy#while proceeding to be an actual marshmallow#with a scowl (via @cobrilee)

politicooked

stimman4000

cipheramnesia

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

floweramon

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this. Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic. Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite. I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

reximus44

galsinspace

The baby has been posted here

rokenford

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

jjmk-jjmk

Damian al Ghul, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson

fan art

everythingfox

(via)

yesbothways

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image

ed-longshanks

important psa

soundlessdragon

Awh, I always thought they were so pretty and had no idea they could be harmful

christianmarvel

Can someone transcribe this? The water is really loud.

petit-bon-homme

“Hey everybody! Here we are in the southern Appalachian mountains. We have a pristine Montane stream ecosystem, as you can see all around us here. I thought I’d make an educational video this morning. It involves this practice right here [gestures to rock pile]. As our national parks and national forests fall victim to human pressure, more than ever, this is something we’re seeing more and more of. Hopefully we can make this video go viral. This stream, as you can see around us right here, is a breeding ground for North America’s largest salamander, the Eastern hellbender. They can get up to 2.5-3 feet long. It’s part of our natural heritage in the eastern United States. When people do this right here - what they consider to be art - they’re actually destroying the breeding ground for the Eastern hellbender salamander. The Eastern hellbender will use flat rocks such as these to make nesting sites in these streams. So here’s what I would like everybody to do. If you care about our Montane stream freshwater ecosystems like this one around us here, when you see something like this, this is what I recommend doing: [kicks down rock pile]. Take the rocks, throw them back into the stream. The Eastern hellbender utilizes rocks like this. It actually feels pretty good to do this! [walks to other pile] This is not actually art, okay? This is destruction of our freshwater ecosystems. So I would like to encourage everyone: when you see this [gestures to second rock pile], do this! [kicks pile] I’d like to return our streams to their natural state for the organisms that live here. Thanks, and have a good day.”

quiksilvear

@glumshoe

zerohargreeves

evesbeve

(via Justin Min's Twitter)

☂️ The Even Numbers ☂️

bourtange

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

hollowboobtheory

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

evilswan

“Just you and me.” “Until the end.”

kleinblue52

So we all agree that Joe and Nicky from The Old Guard are the new IT gay couple, right? Because damn. I want what they’re having.

Can I point out a couple of things:

1-It pisses me off that whenever THAT scene is quoted, people only focus on the declaration and skip the GLORIOUS “You are a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile.”

It’s such a good line. It shows that Joe is just tired of centuries of homophobia, while also pointing out that any kind of hateful reaction to diversity is nothing but the byproduct of puerile bigotry, in any situation, in any century.

2-As an Italian gay man, it’s refreshing to see some representation that is so positive and beautiful. It’s not something you’ll find commonly in Italian movies.

3-As an Italian, although being also gay is not essential in this case, let me tell you that Joe’s “Nicolò, destati” is an AMAZING line. Wanna know why? Because nobody in contemporary Italy would use “destati” to say “wake up.” It’s antiquated. Italians would say “svegliati” not “destati.” Of course using “destati” and Nicky’s proper name is like a tiny little slice of what Joe and Nicky’s intimate interactions sound like. They’re from the 12th century when Italian was not even a proper language. They probably learnt Italian together, starting with its first manifestations in the 13th century and evolving with the language. Around the 19th century, they probably got tired of having to learn all the modern variations. So of course they still use old-fashioned words when talking to each other.

4-Can we get a Netflix series chronicling their adventures from their first bloody meet-cute to the present day? Please?