Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
#extradirty
Color Me Curious
KIROKAZE
todays bird
noise dept.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
EXPECTATIONS
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Origami Around
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@zalles-world
UNDETECTED, UNEXPECTED. WINGS OF GLORY, TELL THEIR STORY. AVIATION, DEVIATION. UNDETECTED, STEALTH PERFECTED.
FROM. THE. DEPTHS. OF. HELL. IN. SILENCE. CAST. THEIR. SPELLS. EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE. RUSSIAN NIGHTTIME. FLIGHT PERFECTED FLAWLESS VISION UNDETECTED
If someone tells a joke in your dream, you invented that joke.
We will never forget you.
Ctrl+F
Ctrl+F
Ctrl+F
Ctrl+F
Ctrl+F
Ctrl+F
Ctrl + F
Ctrl + F
What are you all trying to find???
A way to bring him back
Ctrl+F
meirl
THEY LEARNED A GOOD THING
@ggaygent-8 look at the cute birbos
IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.
Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.
WTF? Is this real?
Boost
Holy crap signal boost now!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Idc I’m reblogging his on all of my blogs
Be careful out there !!!
Please please please PLEASE be careful!
Signal boosting this because omfg O.O
If you find it on your mail box, go on the phone with somebody and move to the nearest public place with a lot of witnesses. Stay there for a while and make sure you aren’t being followed. Arrange that you either can sleep somewhere else or that somebody you trust comes to your place. They are searching for easy targets, make yourself a hard target.
Otherwhise:
Stay aware, keep things you can use to defend yourself on your person (Keys between your fingers, peper spray, taser, etc)
Keep in mind what areas to aim for in a struggel
Always use your palm, elbow or tug your tumb in while striking to prevent injuring yourself.
Be carefull and try to go places in larger groups, preferably with several male friends.
Keep in contact with people and let them know about your where abouts so that not hearing from you in a while raises suspicion.
They like to aim for college students both because of the age group and because it’s more likely that you missing will be noticed late.
If you go out a lot or are searching for a new partner, stay aware. Don’t give your number out to strangers, go clubbing with bigger groups of friends and arrange that some of you stay sober that night, do not leave if you aren’t all together, watch your drinks, you can not trust a cute person you met at a club who brought you a drink, yes that also goes for other women. Do not leave with strangers, potential one night stands are not worth the risk. Do research on the clubs security beforehand, maybe go to the more expensive one with the better reputation, sure you might not be able to go as often but you will be going more save.
Same goes for bars.
All things considered you really want a new relationship try dating within your actual social circle. People your friends have known for a while or maybe long time friends themself. People who are registered at your university and you know have been leaving a social foot print are also more likely to trust. Always aim to go out with people you know others recognize and tell people when you plan to go on a date.
You do not play around when there is human traficing going on in your town guys. Stay save guys.
Reblogging this again for all this additional self defence/safety advice here for if you live somewhere where stuff like this is going on…
Please stay safe!
Just punch em in the stomach hard enough ez
Honestly I'd love it if Spotify made it so you could make playlists based on "if"s. For example if the song is from Daft Punk and Liked Songs, add it to this playlist. That'd be really cool cuz I just really want to listen to a mix of artists like I'm eating some musical trail mix
UNDETECTED, UNEXPECTED. WINGS OF GLORY, TELL THEIR STORY. AVIATION, DEVIATION. UNDETECTED, STEALTH PERFECTED.
FROM. THE. DEPTHS. OF. HELL. IN. SILENCE. CAST. THEIR. SPELLS. EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE. RUSSIAN NIGHTTIME. FLIGHT PERFECTED FLAWLESS VISION UNDETECTED
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
>??>?>??
CREPPY
It’s MARCH!!!
MARCH 2020 BOISSSS
@zalles-world >:3
brug
Meirl
@ggaygent-8 hey remember the *c h e e s e*
Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made
Guys lemme tell you bout this thing
To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song
come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs
“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”
if i had my soul it’d escaped at this
Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.
dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp
i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.
Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.
stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within
Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.
this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity
i love this. but also this made me nearly die.
My husband: What the FUCK are you listening to????
Me: It’s titled “Take On Me Like You’ve Never Heard It Before”
Him: YEAH, AND I NEVER WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN
OP I just want you to know it is extremely difficult to unsettle my husband, your weird shitpost now holds an honor previously only held by the original Pet Semetary movie.
And of course this hellhole of a site had to crash while listening to this, disabling me to stop the sound
idk what you guys are hearing but im laughing my ass off at a-ha opening a portal to hell in a very long tunnel that has surprisingly low echo
No in between, just that
Anime_irl
@ggaygent-8 uwu
meirl
@ggaygent-8
meirl
The woman was in bed with 3 men when her husband came home.
One of them hid in the closet, the second one went under the bed, and the third one went to the balcony.
After a while, the one under the bed came out and said: “OK, madam, your bed is fixed now.” She told her husband that she called this guy to repair one of the legs of the bed. The husband thanks him and gives him money.
Later, the one in the closet steps out and says “Now, your drawers are working properly.” The husband thanks him too and gives him money.
The one in the balcony, who saw everything but did not hear anything, came out with great excitement and said: “I fucked her too.”
“Mum was tired of the squirrel stealing all the bird food, so she greased the pole.”
(via PattyWobbles)
Assert dominance on them flying fuckers, grease the air, no one gets food now...
