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juno, 29, featureless void, she/her. was wlwminyoonji. @zamothac most other places. cool and normal about many things. recently especially cool and normal about helluva boss

[zamothac]

i like enjoying things and dislike not enjoying things

things i enjoy at present include but are not limited to: helluva boss, yugioh, nice pictures of flowers and such, project hail mary, bts, dan and phil, vampires just in general, turning all ships into wlw eventually, being kind, being feral and rabid, letting people enjoy things, eat hot chip, be bisexual, video games, etc

my posts live at #juno.txt

i'm zamothac on ao3 and mostly everywhere else (except for bsky where i'm alligatrix)

there will be nsfw talk. there will (ideally) NOT be discourse.

idk i think that's it

:3

[kujakumai]

something very beautiful about how introductory Cards With Teeth Kaiba spends so much time pretending to be nice and polite and smiley and the actual semi-redeemed Kaiba we get to know later is a blunt unpleasant jackass. i like that less evil Kaiba is a noticeably more difficult to get along with Kaiba, and the narrative rejection of "good = niceness, social skills" that implies. sometimes getting the evil banished from your heart involves becoming more of a bitch. guy who stopped masking

[beasttrash]

thats a lot of words for "i fucked up real bad."

[peterparkersleftwebshooter]

👎 good luck with that guys

[gr1mm00]

VeroVel 🤯

[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

[irisbleufic]

Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[theresatrianglereal]

The baby doesn't even look like me

[zamothac]

i feel like knowing s3 of helluva boss is so far away has sent everyone into hibernation including me...... don't get me wrong im still obsessed but (northern hemisphere) autumn feels foreeeever away

[deervsheadlights]

they are so annoying <3

part 1

[arsvoxinferna]

Another thing orignated from my kids ideas. My son wanted to know if the Vees also love playing Monopoly. My answer was … partially. Based on family memories, you can guess who I am 🥲

[kankalin]

dan and phil get out of my brain!!! let me draw something else!!!!

[fluorescentbrains]

lowkey project hail mary is like heated rivalry for people who didn’t know they could get so invested in shipping a guy with an alien rock. in that hr has been a gateway yaoi experience for so many logged off normies. phm is the gateway for people who already liked yaoi to get weirder

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[xyliaxart]

lineless Blitz :) in an outfit from legends ZA (pic from game below the cut)

[hellamews]

you knew that answer was coming, stolas. you can't be upset

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[fluidstatick]

Drew Barrymore, talking about acting opposite a puppet in E.T.: "We had Caprice doing the hands, We had Stephen Spielberg doing his voice, and all it was, was friendship. And you can't [act like you're becoming best friends with an alien] alone."

James, gesturing directly at Ryan on the other side of the interview couch: "[...]Y'know, I had sort of a secret job that I gave myself, that I didn't tell anyone about, which was I just wanted to make sure that Ryan never felt alone in any scene that he has with Rocky. What he has to do in this is really hard! It's a lot! [...] Whenever Rocky was in a scene, I just wanted him to be completely whole. I don't mean physically, but he was completely there, you never had a question about what he was thinking or feeling. If Rocky had to leave the shot for whatever reason, I was still in an ear with Ryan."

[Camera cuts to Ryan, laser focused, nodding gently, as if he's listening to someone talk about surviving being stranded on a kayak in open ocean for a month]

James: "Like the story, we're these two characters sort of trapped in these sterile environments with these claustrophobic spaces, and the exercise was just [turning to Ryan, making a small kindling motion with his fingers] keeping that little ember of warmth going between us, because that's what the characters are." [Source]

This man took one look at Ryan Gosling on a cold cramped spaceship set, in a wirework harness for 27 hours a day, trying to act opposite a piece of painter's tape on a stick, and said "Is anybody going to keep the most important man in the galaxy sane or do I have to do everything myself around here?"

Bonus: James once told Ryan that his favorite film is Batman Forever (1995), because Jim Carrey as The Riddler was his introduction to queer coded villiany in films. Later, Ryan gave James an original crew jacket from the film as a wrap gift. [Source]