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@zeldathusiast
Intro post intro post wawawawawa
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- Howdy! I'm Neon, and I use they/them pronouns :)
- I'm 19 :D
- all homophobes, transphobes, racists etc will be blocked on sight :)
- I'm currently drifting between hyperfixations :) a little Sonic here, a little Linked Universe there, y'know how it goes
- fandom unrelated laugh tag: #i giggled
- to see me answer random Tumblr polls: #neon answers polls
- aaaand I write on rare occasions! Find my AO3 here!
that's all :)
WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr
spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box
hes hit a street light
he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman
fuck
I will. I WILL!!
Are trans girls included in your feminism?
feminism is nothing without trans women terfs can choke and die
feminism is
nothing without trans women
terfs can choke and die
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced
[looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes it legal to do medieval german tortures to you by the way
cmon man
also you would be surprised at which group gets disproportionately diagnosed with this disorder. did you guess black people. because its black people
Could Triple-F summon the Oscar Meyer weiner truck?
Triple-F is a superhero whose power is to create hot dogs out of thin air. The hot dogs have to be actual hot dogs, and he can ONLY do hot dogs (although they usually come in buns, and he can do them with whatever toppings you want as long as they are actually hot dog toppings). No nuance: Could Triple-F create the Oscar Meyer wiener truck?
yes
no
reblog for a wider sample size
@zeldathusiast ohoho NOW we're cookin'...
happy to be of service 🫡🌭
Silly idea currently being kicked around my head: It's his getaway car. "But Neon, aren't getaway cars supposed to be discreet?" Triple F does not need to be discreet. The sheer aura of such a vehicle instantly deters all attackers. They'll never catch him, not in that car /ref
Sacrifice for human kind
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
agnostic-atheist spectrum but with flavors
an omnipotent creator being almost certainly doesn't exist but if it does, it's a supervillain
gods shouldn't exist but we keep creating them to use as weapons. and no one knows how to defuse one
gods don't exist which is a relief bc otherwise we'd be forced to hunt them down for execution
creator god exists and we owe it nothing (DEEPLY unqualified)
god/s abandoned us and it hurt at the time but in hindsight we escaped a highly toxic relationship
the universe is a pet goldfish kept in an irresponsibly small bowl by a toddler deity whose parents are considering moving up to a hamster
not just atheist but anti-theist. a divine being descends to earth and im in the background booing
god isn't real but if it was, we'd be obligated to imprison it for crimes against humanity
ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon
tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon
pick a side
team gaud
team pigeon
CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY
Imagine a hotdog but it’s very short. Like not long at all but bite sized. Not rectangular, but square. Ball hotdog. Completely round.
spaghetti and hotballs... 🤤
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
tired. mind blank. enjoy the boy(s)
are you squeamish about needles?
yes
yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)
yes but only of IVs (not injections)
no
nuance
