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Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
almost home
Peter Solarz
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Xuebing Du
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
ellievsbear
Not today Justin
Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Product Placement
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@zerpderptwerp
oh my shit are they STILL protesting?
French people, please, calm down. Pour some wine. Eat some cheese. Make some love. Watch some Jerry Lewis movies. idk, just chill for a moment.
And let Macron and his cronies get away with this shit? The tree of liberty must, from time to time, be watered with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants.
That is actually horrifying...
Fair thee well tumblr. I hardly knew thee. It's been, a time and a half. I'd hate to say it, but... I'm gonna miss the feminist dumbasses, the communist pricks, and above all, the damn good artists and writers on here.
See ya, Tumblr.
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
Being in a fandom after December 17th
it got better until the bitter end
Being in a fandom with the best ending one can ask for...
Because thousands of other costs go into an ambulance ride than just the paramedic. There's the paramedics retraining whenever the government decides to add another wall of rules and qualifications at them, there is gas, car maintenance (believe me, car maintenance isn't cheap), insurance for the ambulance, restocking the medical equipment, medical equipment maintenance, cleaning and sanitizing the ambulance, ect. All this shit adds up to tens of thousands of dollars for just one ambulance. That's ONE. Now the reason I despise high minimum wage, and most low class workers do as well, is it will RAISE the price of EVERYTHING ELSE. Say a business such as Mom&Pop General Down the Street gets an average of $550,000 per month in sale revenue. Stocking their shelves, investments, and maintaining their place of work monthly will most likely take up half that on a good month. That leaves $275,000 to allocate amongst their employees, of which, they 12 stockers, 12 cashiers, and 2 managers (one weekend and one weekday). Let's say minimum wage for their area is a reasonable $9.50 per hour. They pay their stockers and cashiers a total of $10.50 per hour with each employee working 80 hour weeks with paid sick leave and vacation days. That means $80,640 is used for the main workers (this is subject to rise base upon individual workers quality of work.) With the management making a base salary of $9,000 per month. That means on a good month, the business will make a profit of $176,000. Nice penny eh? Half of that would probably go into pretty cash and savings incase of bad luck, but the mom and pop are making a pretty penny. But what does that mean if $15 min. wage? Well, the 24 workers will be making $1,200 per work week for a total of $115,200 per month for all workers. Suddenly that 176000 profit the owners make is now even less. $97,000 to be exact. And like I said, that's the money necessary to keep mom and pop alive (they got expenses too ya know) and the wiggle room for their business. But that's assuming they're business maintains their current sales revenue. Other stores and people who are employed elsewhere might not be so smart with their money or been successful and might have needed to layoff a few people. So now not only did Mom&Pop gain further expenses but they lost revenue. So now they got to fire a few workers, stop the monetary incentives, raise prices, ect. Congratulations, because a few burger flippers in college who probably won't stay in that business just costed every low wage worker, most with families, either their job, their cheap products, or their potential to start a business themselves to move up in the world. High min wages don't hurt big business or government, they hurt me, my coworkers, ma&pop small businesses which helps employee people like me. I'm not even gonna get into people on disability whose money won't go up along with min wage but the prices for goods and services they rely heavily on will. You just costed the legless vet his apartment. So go fuck yourself. Big businesses win when small businesses bankrupt, when workers are desperate and when useful idiots like you pat themselves on their back for "sticking it to big business" while stabbing the workers in the back.
December 14th, 2018
Three days remain
@staff let the countdown begin
Saint Leonard’s Crypt, Hythe [2048 x 2048]
Those turned skulls really make me wanna go down there and turn them even.
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”
No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is
Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG
I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity
“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”
“Yum yum Steve ribs”
cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible
like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’
are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?
I love this
When you fuck with humanity, we rock that shit!
A lone human sat alone on a bench, a rather stuffed backpack nearby with something bulging out one side. He was gruff, like he’d seen things not many got to see. And he was thankful that they didn’t. He was absent minded, thoughts drifting as he sat there. The Conglomerate planet had cautiously accepted the human through their immigration system under the guise that he was a technician for a fuel company.
He was disturbed from his thoughts by a boisterous young K’zik, who had sauntered over.
“How did humanity fall?” He asked. His species had fought with them for a short time just before the razing of Earth.
“Nothing like they show on the vids.” Came a gruff reply from the human, complete with a begrudging huff. He didn’t like talking about it.
“How did it start?” He asked, maintaining the topic.
“The Conglomerate cited some old bullshit about territorial claims hundreds of years ago. They propped up one small claim in court, used it as a basis to march off to war, and so it began. Five planets, including Terra, all under our control. We fought them hard. In the depths of space, we fought them through the fields and the towns of each planet. Struck hard and struck fast. For every one of our losses, we made them pay fortyfold. Such is the price of offensive war.”
“But the Conglomerate said you attacked first.” The child protested. Its parent, now seeing the child discussing with the human, called its name.
“We did. Forward defense we call it, you’ll learn about it in your conscription. We lost that battle, and we lost the planet after that, exterminated everyone on there out of respite and fear of uprising. You’re bright enough to be asking these questions, you’ll probably make officer.” He grinned, suddenly switching topics.
Nearby, emergency crews raced towards points of interest all across the cities. Something about strange packages.
“What was it like?” He asked once more. His parent began to saunter over, fearing the human’s words. The Conglomerate listened to everything. The three chief species in it held a tight grip of power of their populaces.
“Scary.” He responded. “Growing up, we weren’t sure if we would even survive the war, it was a war for survival as a united force at best, our survival as a species at worst. You won’t know what its like to live each day in fear, live each day wondering if it is your last. I only fought for Earth as a young boy, fighting for my town’s militia. It was a beautiful day when they attacked, a beautiful day… My Mother was baking back home while I was out on maneuvers. The skies were blue, the leaves changing colors as autumn drew closer. It was poetic irony at its finest.” He drifted off shortly, remembering the fateful day.“We got word of the space battle about an hour before they landed. And with us as a small population center in the middle of nowhere, we were a great place to pick off. We set up our positions, but we knew it was futile. We fought anyways, but our positions fell one by one as the majority of the invading ships punched through our meager lines. We were a new species, only having a remedial military. But we made them pay. I was the only one who escaped out of the entire town of a little under fifty thousand. Five hundred men died, and not one escaped the city in time. If only I could have saved one instead of myself…“ The child was unphased.
“But why did humanity fall?” He asked once more.
Off in the distance, explosions rocked the city.
Great spires collapsed down onto the Conglomerate federal offices below. The human grinned, and opened his backpack, which concealed a small projectile rifle and a large satchel containing an array of ammunition. Chambering the small round, he looked down at the child, whose parent stood in the background, shocked in fear.
“To get back up again.”
That’s like saying, “These geneticists really know their jobs. I fully trust their statements on particle physics.”
Canadian sniper takes world record three mile shot, I think I’m gonna trust him to repair my transmission.
Barack Obama was the first black person to become president of this great nation. He won the popular vote and electoral. He gave lectures at Harvard and at the time of his campaign was a sitting Senator. I think I’m gonna trust him on this Healthcare and foreign affairs stuff…..
Hello and Im Brad Pitt. This week on Modern Surgical Procedures…
Yeah, whether or not you believe in climate change, this is terrible logic.
Terrible logic. I can prove the climate is changing but the hard part is determining how much is caused by humanity and how much is caused by natural order. Determining this is not as necessary however since it is clear that this change in climate will negatively impact humans, either through destruction of habitats (over half of humanity lives on coastlines), destruction of food sources (not just farming, but fishing as well), increase of parasites and diseases, and my favorite, changing of atmospheric conditions (like oxygen decrease, ozone loss, increased heat, increased acidity, ect.). We should learn more about this change in climate... then learn total control over it.
Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s
So the food and service of the local Denny’s will not exist anymore.
And what happens when the “workers” lose the fight?
What if the land was unoccupied when the owner got to it?
I mean, I’m not actually surprised tankies need children’s picture-book logic to defend their position.
They bitch about it online about how unfair it is and how capitalism is bad.
(at a gay bar)
a gallon of milk for the lady at the end of the counter, please
the bartender pulls her titty out and gets to work
LET THEM SPEAK
This post is cursed enough, please leave.
No I came to see the bartender work her magic and I am not leaving until I tip her for her hard work
I know what I’ve done.
People actually think a cold shower is gonna stop me from wanking. It only makes my nipples harder and that much easier to stimulate me with!
4chan accepts anime fans but rejects gay people . the rest of the internet accepts gay people and rejects anime fans
Does 4chan not still have an /lgbt/ board?
They do, and /a/ and /v/ routinely have threads about male characters they find hot, where most of the posters are men.
OP probably thinks that 4chan is homophobic because they say fag a lot. Most of the time, it’s not an insult. They use it as a suffix to mean “person” or “someone who enjoys this thing”. So instead of saying “people who play Zelda” in a Smash thread, they’ll just say “Zeldafags”. It’s literally not meant to be an insult, because people will use it to describe themselves, like “I can’t afford this game because I’m a poorfag”. They even use straightfag and gayfag to describe straight and gay people.
Honestly, words are just words. They only have the power you give them. 4chan took a horrible word and turned it into a neutral and common word, to the point where even using it as an insult results in people, including the person it was directed towards, not reacting to it at all. It’s just a throwaway insult on 4chan now, akin to idiot and asshole. If you think 4chan is homophobic for literally stripping a homophobic slur of its power to hurt people on their website, then I don’t know what to tell you.
Did people forget that until nazimod /tg/ (aside from not needing other board) was joked to stand for/totally gay/?
I have literally never seen homophobia on 4chan. When people try to provoke other posters into homophobia they get roasted on literally anything other than their sexuality. I mean it probably started with a bunch of edgy pre-teens calling each other fags as an insult, but it got so banal that ‘fag’ is just another word for ‘person’ in chanspeak. An artist is an artfag, an author is a writefag, and depending on who you ask a homosexual is a gayfag, homofag, or fagfag. And probably as a result of that, kids on the board are more open to exploring their sexuality than in most other communities. If being gay is a trivial thing and no insult based on sexuality has any power, there’s nothing to stop a boy from admitting that he finds dudes hot. It’s arguably better than there being no insults based on sexuality at all, since it also breaks down the heteronormative default in our society by not letting you forget that a large fraction of the people around you are, in fact, super gay.
Basically 4chan took the word in a very interesting memetically mutational direction.
4chan is literally the revolution
Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?
it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality
Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit
Not in the constitution, it's in the declaration of independence, specifically the preamble.
And that’s why they keep losin
Ironic that maya uses a movie that whose moral was to look past our differences and seek common ground lest we destroy each other with our hatred and bitterness. Also, never trust a conquistador or an English wannabe.
Does it shock you that radio stations are caving and banning Baby it's Cold Outside? How are people this gullible? Next, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is racist 🤷♀️
No fuckin kiddin
Baby it's cold outside gets banned, but Ruddy the Red dicked reindeer is still on air (yes there is one song where that line shows up on air. It's hilarious. And no I don't want to see it taken off as well, I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy)
In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
Humans are basically born to pet. We will pet all the things. PET ALL THE THINGS!!
