ZeTomato

She/Her, A weird alphabet smoothie, I'm a tomato please handle with care

[wolfythewitch]

View between villages. Posting it here because apparently the YouTube video is unavailable in some regions agajsbs

[wolfythewitch]

Alex Warren put out a new version of this song featuring Gigi Perez and I immediately went and put it over the original audio of this odypen animatic to see what it would look like

[sharkgirldick]

Princess making her studious maid and her loyal knight kiss and grope each other for her entertainment.

(They are both imagining the princess in the others' place while they do it.)

[sharkgirldick]

I have decided that the knight and the maid hate each other, but won't ignore the princesses orders due to their devotion to her.

Neither of them feel worthy of her so they hook up sometimes when they're off duty and hatefuck nasty style.

[sharkgirldick]

They're in the middle of fucking and the knight keeps moaning "My lady, oh, my lady..."

And the maid tells her to shut up, she can't imagine her Mistress fucking her if the knight is so noisy.

The knight insists that the princess absolutely wouldn't top, and they start bickering over it.

Eventually the knight gets sick of the argument and ends it by slamming her dick all the way inside and fucking the maid really rough.

(The princess is vers, so they're both right.)

[sharkgirldick]

There's a hard and fast rule of NO KISSING. They're just using each over to get off, there's no need to get intimate.

... But then one day the maid is riding the knight and she looks down to see the knight looking up at her. The knight's eyes, normally full of strength and fire, are soft and hazy with pleasure. The maid can't help herself, and they start making out hot and heavy. Tongues jammed in each other's mouths, lips bitten and sucked on.

They argue (again) about breaking their one rule, but both of them know it will happen again next time because it made the sex so much better.

[sharkgirldick]

One night, when they're both tired, the sex is incredibly slow and gentle and kissy. It can't really be described as hatefucking any more. The knight pushes herself up to catch a breath, looking down at the blushing maid. She's almost lazily swinging her hips, slipping almost all the way out then sliding all the way back in. Just the way the maid likes it.

The sweet moans, the gentle pleasure of their flesh rubbing together... The knight almost can't help herself as she stares into the maids eyes and says "I love you."

"... What?"

She quickly realizes her mistake. "I... I was thinking about my lady. Don't get so full of yourself to think I'm talking about you."

"Hmph. You really are a senseless brute. Think before you open your mouth, for once."

They go back to bickering yet again, both of them thankful that the darkness of the chamber is hiding the deep, crimson blush in their checks.

... The princess is, of course, getting off really hard to all of this.

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[habken]

angsty request : grace reacting to colts accident

sure thing

[cpericardium]

hey mrbeast what the fuck

link to NYT article

[merps]

+ archived backup link

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[moony-from-space]

La commu kaamelott vous êtes vivants? Juste pour savoir si je commence a devenir actif

[worldwright]

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Voting ended onJul 26

[jewish-rock]

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

[jewish-rock]

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

[jewish-rock]

obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)

but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it

[jewish-rock]

"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.

"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress

[jewish-rock]

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

[ismisesionnachan]

All this plus Indigenous people worldwide whose traditional clothing/accessories/body art gets excluded from definitions of 'professional attire' as part of the systemic attacks on us expressing our culture in public.

[tlirsgender]

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

[tlirsgender]

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[scrupulosity-comics]

[gayhoediaz]

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

[some-stars]

this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.

[napalm-waistcoat]

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[habken]

my phm file has over 100 layers in it now waow

[habken]

isn't she lovely