[apolladay]

Would you rather have:

🍲 Slop

🥣 Gruel

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[throathole]

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

[braaainwaaash]

[asmodieusfromhell]

[heavybondageforlife-deactivated]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

26 yrs. ago.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[mauveflwrs]

Tetsuya Ishida  Decided by Myself 1999

[if-i-was-a-gun]

[sforzzz]

this isn't right...

[progestrogenized]

awwwww, that second number is sooooo little and cute, look at it!! it's basically perfect🥺🥺🥺

[swallowpridenotpoison]

the whole world is testing me right now and I'm gonna pass with flying colours

[vedurnan-archive]

[zhdanovdoctrine]

How ADHD-coded is this thought process? It's a hot day and I want ice cream, so I buy some Peach flavoured Magnums, which have the labelling "La Pêche". I get them home and without thinking, I say out loud "La pêche mode", then think I quite fancy listening to Depeche Mode for the first time in ages and now I am listening to their 1990 hit album Violator.

[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

[abalidoth]

[visenyaism]

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]