Don't ever put me in Steve.

Hi I'm Zaide, I'm 27 and I'm Non-Binary. I live in England (unfortunately), I write and I make art sometimes. Mostly reblogs.

[maxkirin]

when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like

[the-haiku-bot]

when you want to write

something really deep but it

ends up sounding like

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[anti-des]

[nerdnations97]

Thank you for your service Ken

[the-introducer]

daily occurrence

[the-introducer]

I’m very grateful to everyone who reblogs this post because it reminds me to brush my teeth

[nobylite]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[fashiondolloftheday]

today's fashion doll is: Barbie Earring Magic Ken (1992)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bannertanks]

[ozempicofficial]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[topherchris]

[knuckledust3r]

please