Rustled Around the Edges

She/They From the dark edges of the internet I return to my native sea. Stronger Eviler Full of more Estrogen 

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

[shanedevotee]

[curlsandstems]

They DID that!!!

[futurist]

you sure are

[awfulsquad]

its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)

[dollygothz]

this is what ppl mean when they say white ppl dance to the lyrics

[ff123456789]

… with this, I’ve surpassed you.

[luuvbott-deactivated20200728]

Steve saying: "Can I talk to my friend...out there?"

Nothing has made me feel so at peace with my inner child like this. Thank you, Steve ❤

[saltysenpai-deactivated20250404]

[jboy1516]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[fwuitgummi]

(x)

[hundondestiny]

PEGGING RIGHTS.

[that-twink-over-there]

Okay but where can I download the full song? It slaps

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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[gluten-free-pussy]

[greedsrolex-deactivated20200724]

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

[rumours2-1]

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (2012)

[wonder-marvel]

The strong female characters that inspire me

[buckysthot]

Mothra is THAT BITCH. end of story

[susiephone]

DnD Classes: a Summary

Fighter:

Sorcerer:

Bard:

Cleric:

Rogue:

Druid:

Barbarian:

Warlock:

Monk:

Ranger:

Paladin:

Wizard:

[radicalgraff]

Some beautiful rad queer stickers seen in June 2019

via: @snek-snek

[lair-master]

d&d paladin idea

on trial, the knights templar were accused of worshiping a severed head. by some accounts, the head of medusa.

imagine, holy knights who secretly kneel before the martyred gorgon. their initiation rites require they meet her lifeless gaze and withstand its petrifying curse.

those who fail join the statues standing sentry atop their cathedral.

but those who prevail are fortified by patches of calcified flesh, can extend this protection to others, and restrain enemies where they stand, hardening their skin at a glance.

the terrible truth is, even those who survive these rites are slowly being turned to stone–though they cease to age–relying on magic salves and ointments to hold petrification at bay.

they shall all adorn that cathedral in the end, watching over the exiled and afflicted, awaiting the day that their serpent-haired patron restores them to flesh for a heavenly cause.

[fortooate]

bathe in hot dragon’s blood, and the birds will speak to thee

carry a soft dragon’s eye, and treasure will steal upon thee

drink up a dead dragon’s milk, and thy nights shall haunt thee

but slice apart a dragon’s chest? part apart its ribs like supple branches, and then slip, and go inside?

who knows what then thou shalt become

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

wh

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

what happens if

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the city train: *is almost full*

me, wedging myself on anyway while everyone sighs:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Yes. Imagining myself as this man in this video is how I deal with the crushing anxiety of slightly inconveniencing people in everyday life.

[questions-within-questions]

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

[mousathe14]

Been a while since I’ve seen this good post.

[whetstonefires]

trickster god of bureaucracy

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]