A Hopeless Fangirl

Tea Sipper 🔸 Biscuit Nibbler 🔸 Daydreamer

[berryt33th]

Guess what ive been readinggggg

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[cafenervosa]

"I did hit a seagull. I… still feel bad about it actually. And it’s the silence after the shot. One minute they’re cawing away happily and the next it’s just… feathers."

[ID in alt text]

[dot41g]

it all started with the thought that Ghost, without his headset, resembled a dumb seal....

[triassictriserratops]

gimme fics where other hockey players name Shane as their "if I were gay" and inwardly Ilya is like "I will fight every one of you, step OFF" but has to be like "I mean, sure, I guess."

Future Stabbing Victim 1: "wtf are you even on about, man, Shane Hollander is just objectively the hottest man in the league. NOBODY'S that straight."

Future Stabbing Victim 2: "listen, I'm as straight as anyone else here" (Ilya raises an eyebrow at this) "but we've all seen those Calvin Klein billboards. We have eyes. This is, like, evidentiary based fact - dude's fucking gorgeous."

Future Stabbing Victim 3: "oh and those FRECKLES" (Ilya mentally renames him to Future Stabbing Victim 1 in his head)

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[phoen1xr0se]

and she made it to tumblr. Her win lives forever, this absolute diva, sheep bone gamer girl I wish I was friends with 🥹 🙌

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[existential-queeer]

They are everything to me, I fear.

[simon-ghost--riley-deactivated2]

[adventuresinaverage]

losing my MIND over the fact that Ilya probably thinks he's actually helping when they go to Shane's parents' house.

They get there and Shane is like "Ilya and I are, uh..." and Ilya is like "hmm we haven't talked about this but I know Shane is really uncomfortable right now, so I will shout out the one (1) english word I know that describes this situation. LOVERS."

Then they're talking about how long they've been together and Shane is like "since our rookie season" and Ilya is like "well, hold on now, you said you don't like lying to your parents, so let's be very clear about when this started. We have to be so clear about the fact that it started the summer before our rookie season. Wait, would it make you feel better if I give your parents the exact date and time of our first hookup?"

And then Yuna is like "you've been in love that long?" and Ilya is like "I need you to understand I've been drilling your son into mattresses from here to Florida for the last decade, but I can't say that because I want you to be my mother in law, so are you picking up what I'm putting down?" and Shane is like ILYA and Ilya is like "I am ANSWERING MY MOTHER IN LAW'S QUESTIONS"

And then he drinks his vodka and eats his pasta in his Boston shirt, very proud of himself for being sooooo supportive, meanwhile Shane is actively praying for a black hole to swallow him up

[wheretheheckismyjello]

NEVER FORGET

that Shane Hollander:

Got hard staring at Ilya in the shower

WAITED for Ilya in the locker room to pretend like he wasn't interested only to tell Ilya his room number

Immediately stuck his hand in Ilya's pants

Then dropped to his knees to show Ilya what that mouf do despite being a GAY VIRGIN (as in, virgin at being gay)

Then did not even hesitate to say YES to Ilya asking him if he likes sucking Ilya's cock

SHANE YOU THIRSTY SLUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[ming85]

Professional athlete doesn't know how to hold a puppy, full story at 8. Harris and Troy from 'Rolemodel' by Rachel Reid.

[ninyard]

a man being shoved into plexiglass by another player and then smash cutting to him getting fucked by the same guy. this show is fulfilling fantasies for me that i didn’t even know existed

[annieqattheperipheral]

railed in every sense of the word

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[charlon-lumi]

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

[natalieironside]

Tell them to come back with a warrant

[charlon-lumi]

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[natalieironside]

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

[jld-az]

[v8roadworrier]

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[demigoddessqueens]

I found it!! The original post!!

[bufferingplswait]

We’ve only had the tiniest samples of Ilya’s softness so far - those quiet little mouth-curves when Shane does something unexpectedly gentle, the confident smirks on the ice, the flirty, almost-smile during press junkets. It’s all been these fleeting, and they’re already ridiculously endearing

But the idea of a fully unrestrained Ilya Rosanov grin?

That’s going to ruin us… and Shane… in the most poetic way.

Because if these blink-and-you'll-miss-them smirks already feel loaded.....full of things he isn’t saying. Imagine the moment he finally stops holding himself together? When those walls drop. When he’s not just humouring the moment, but genuinely happy, genuinely soft, and actually letting it show for Shane.

We’ve technically only seen one truly affectionate smile directed at Shane - the one right before their first hookup, when Shane's folding clothes, and Ilya just lights up for a second. It’s a big grin, but it tells you everything: he’s amused, he’s surprised, he’s already a little gone for this talented, awkward boy.

Which is exactly why the real Ilya grin - one meant entirely for Shane, is going to feel like a romantic turning point. I can already see Shane staring at him like he’s forgotten how to breathe, because how do you resist someone who suddenly looks that soft and that in love?

Considering how stupidly talented both actors are, I can’t wait to see that love-struck grin....and Shane completely undone by it. Hudson and Connor… you’re about to emotionally wipe out an entire fandom with nothing but your EYES!! Cottage scene, I’m begging....please come already.