Tobias

toby // he/they

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

donald trump should get into reading tarot it should be like his next big investment “The tower. very very bad. very bad stuff about to happen. but the changes. they’ll be big. it’s important stuff. but very bad stuff. like 9/11 with your friends. maybe your boyfriend will cheat on you with a lovely gorgeous woman even more gorgeous than you and look at you. i don’t know. big disaster”

[100wizard]

wizard time

[whitealbum]

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

[whitealbum]

[niconiconwo]

That’s just microbiology innit?

[momir-viig]

Obsessed with this answer.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[sartorialadventure]

By Corset Queen

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[clownboybebop]

Perfect skin doesn’t matter brand names don’t matter grind culture doesn’t matter all that’s important is having a hobby you love and learning to cook vegetables in tasty ways

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[unbotheredmuse]

[leeryeels]

fun game

[greeds]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[mpreg-harrystyles]

[trashboat]

op change your url challenge

[lemondorp]

I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

[timemachineyeah]

I cannot believe my dash did this.

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[xenosaurus]

you know it’s time to go to bed when the existential crisis strolls in

[xenosaurus]

if it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly hate yourself because you don’t read enough or your job sucks or you’re single or gender continues to happen or you gained weight or whatever is knocking on your… brain door? at ass o'clock at night, that is your brain saying it’s time to go the fuck to sleep, the crisis can come back during business hours