...welcome to deadworld

[fridgebride]

[turnupthestrobe]

[kazoosandfannypacks]

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

OR inform others when you come online.

[afro-elf]

just saw pictures from mike flanagan carrie

[afro-elf]

okay serious fucking question, must he de-fang every female character he touches?

[afro-elf]

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

[afro-elf]

you're laughing, mike flanagan wants to do gilmore girls with telekinetic rage and you're laughing

[goldcrescent]

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

[dragon-in-a-fez]

come on down to the airport! we got

the worst coffee for $20

the tax-free smells gauntlet

people who have never read signs before

border cops, who are like regular cops except they only do the harassing immigrants part of the job

your country's least favourite franchise bar

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[maangoes]

[voidfluid]

@249b-east-35th

[249b-east-35th]

😍

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[buckykingofmemes]

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

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[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[ao3commentoftheday]

Write that long fic. Those two plot points and a fetish will make a great 5+1. It'll be the best oneshot you ever wrote.

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[jessaerys]

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy