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fangirl | big fan of the canadian government funded hockey yaoi

[shanepervert]

CAN YOU SEE ME USING EVERYTHING TO HOLD BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[totearup]

After the wedding (and all of Ilya’s citizenship paperwork is secure so that a name change won't fuck everything up) their legal names are Hollander-Rozanov but they keep them the same for hockey to avoid confusion.

However, Ilya starts this bit where whenever someone at practice or at an event calls for Hollander he acts like he thought they were calling for him, usually saying something like "you said Hollander! I am a Hollander!" And it's so stupid but Shane is charmed and amused every time, and he starts doing the same thing when people say Rozanov.

Eventually the team just starts using their numbers to refer to them, and Ilya follows one time when Wiebe calls for "24" because "I am a 24 by marriage!" And the whole team groans at them and someone throws a ball of tape at Ilya's head.

[hmmbarkbark]

[knifefightscene]

[caralikesgay]

i love ragging on tanner dillon being egregiously mid as much as the next hater, but i also love the idea that once shane is his center he's somehow able to make magic happen, and suddenly dillon's getting a crazy number of assists off of shane and luca. ilya is confused until he remembers that shane spent over a decade with pike on his wing and won 3 cups. being able to get the puck in the net with a mid winger is famously part of the shane hollander formula.

not really related, but i also love the idea of first line being barrett - roz - bood, second line being dillon - hollander - haas, and then they have the all gay power play of barrett - roz - hollander - haas.

[brokenberries]

Hc: Shane Hollander is under-stimulated.

Shane is incredibly picky about who gets to touch him and when. Usually the answer is nobody and not at all. Everyone assumes he's just touch averse.

The truth is, Shane is horribly conflicted. He hates that when most people touch him, his skin feels sore. He hates that he can't tolerate most hugs. He feels separate from his body and it makes him want to weep. Because deep down, where no one can see, Shane is desperate to be held, to be caged in firm hugs, to be caressed and kissed and driven wild. The crazy part is that Ilya doesn't know any of this, and yet still he gives Shane exactly what he needs. He kisses Shane with fervor, like he wants to devour him. His hands leave burning trails of desire as they map Shane's body. He grasps Shane's hair, pulls on it when he fucks deep into him. He closes his large palm around Shane's throat, squeezing gently. "Too much?" he asks, and Shane shakes his head. No, more, please. Moremoremore. Ilya chuckles like he can read Shane's mind. His thumb traces Shane's lips. "You want something in your mouth solnyshko?" Shane suckles on Ilya's thumb, feels the pattern of his fingerprint on his tongue.

"Want to come again?" Ilya asks, languidly pushing into him over and over again. Yes, he thinks. Please let me feel, I just want to feel. He nods, past the ability to form words. But Ilya knows already. "I know what you want malysh." He says, picking up the pace. Shane cries out around Ilya's fingers, he is so full, everywhere. He can't think, and he is, for once, consumed in sensation.

[rachfic222]

i’ve become a staunch shane and ilya retire together truther and shane agrees with me 😤

[bluegiragi]

long distance selfies

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[nhlportraits]

Dress him up! | Ilya version

[nhlportraits]

Dress him up! | Shane version

[ellisonwongparty]

actually have nothing funny or snarky to say about episode 5. this is just actually the most moving and heartwrenching television i've ever witnessed and it changed my life. it changed so many people's lives. sometimes i'm like the hr hype is lowkey a little too insane and then i watch this episode and i feel like the world writ large actually underreacted to how legendary this episode was. i too would actually soul bond with francois, hudson, and connor if i witnessed this live in the dead of winter.

[ellisonwongparty]

like i'm sorry rr/tierney ate with this....... like the idea that someone else coming out being the impetous for you yourself taking a big leap of faith too is so like. what being gay and in a community is about. like you just literally don't know you aren't the only one if someone doesn't come out and do something so ridiculously brave. sorry i'm being so earnest about this because i'm writing this mid tears. like that thing jacob said about how scott's coming out needs to be outlandish and loud to contrast the like quiet and tender coming together of shane and ilya. the problem with this show is that it's literally that good.

[perlukafarinn]

hmm kind of want a childhood toxic best friends au where they're in love with each other and completely clueless about their own feelings and ilya keeps "stealing" girls shane says he's interested in by sleeping with them first.

and when shane finally does get a girlfriend when they're like eighteen, ilya seduces and fucks her. he thinks about shane the entire time and is absolutely furious with himself about it. he casually tells shane about it like a week later because as angry as he is at himself for doing something so terrible, he's equally angry at shane for making him feel this way and it makes him want to be cruel.

shane confronts his girlfriend about it and as she's tearfully apologizing to him, all he can think about is how jealous is of her. and he kind of wants to ask her what it felt like, getting fucked by ilya, and of course he hates himself so much for it that when she asks him to forgive her and take her back he says yes, just to punish all three of them.

[samehere-onlyone]

.....

No!*

*Yes.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Why haven't we opened the dialogue about childhood frenemies hollanov?? We're constantly bickering. You're always at my house. I hate my childhood nickname. You're the only one who still uses it. You stole my first girlfriend. We kissed in my bedroom once, just to practice. You took me to my first real party. You drove me home when I got drunk. Okay fine we kissed more than once. I hate you. You give me butterflies. You're always touching me ugh god stop touching me you're so annoying. Touch me again. You make fun of my clothes and my posters and my bedsheets. You took my virginity. I don't even like you, really. Unless you say it first.

[firstprinced]

@yearnalisms requested to bring this beautiful text post by @honeyybrii to gif form! all inspo credit to op of the text post! 💜 this tag is especially a good sum up of the set:

#it's genuinely so funny everytime ilya tries to teeheehaha around an insecurity #shane is like actually 🤓👆🏻

[sweetangelfart]

Ilya is feels something ugly crawl up his throat after the first time shane scores for Ottawa. He doesn’t see ecstatic delight that always blooms on Shane's face even when they're simply passing pucks in the rink attached to the cottage, Doesn't see the easy confidence that shane usually carries himself with on the ice, Doesn't see THE shane hollander's victory smile.

What he sees is desperate relief creeping up on Shane's face and it makes Ilya feel like he ate rocks for lunch.

His husband, one of best players ever to grace the ice, amongst the most decorated players in the league...stares at his own hands in disbelief....

Like he didn't know if he could still do it....

Like he needed permission to be there....

Like he had to prove his worth....

And Ilya promises himself....never again... never.ever.again.

[lilylikeswords]

@bedlund did you say more....? Shane finally has his Baby Ilya to match