i post things

this is the place where i post things

[hoshifromkpop]

[zarnzarn]

[jude-st-francis-deactivated2016]

[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

[marisolinspades]

[bacchanalium]

Some dude in 2020: You should not judge a historical figure, a man from the past, by the modern ethics! He was a product of his time. 500 years ago his actions were completely normal! It’s present-ism, we can’t judge… bla-bla-bla…

People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too. 

[shining-dawn]

[explorerrowan]

Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.

[maykitz]

interesting how kindergarten kids naturally respect and adore blue collar workers to the point where toy garbage trucks, construction vehicles and the like are a common sight in childrens bedrooms, but only a couple years older they've already had that very thoroughly taught out of them. replaced by a worldview of arrogance towards the lowly, unaccomplished and uneducated who serve as living cautionary tales of what happens if youre too lazy or too stupid to study hard. some very unbiased educating at play to foster the next year of adults who see nothing wrong with the people performing the most vital tasks in a society being the ones who scrape by on starvation wages and backbreaking work hours

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[insomniac-arrest]

me, logging into tumblr and seeing some stupid shit in the replies section, gritting my teeth:

[charlesoberonn]

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

[greyt-expectations]

We probably can, but the question is should we?

[charlesoberonn]

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

[greyt-expectations]

…Give me until the end of the weekend. 

[greyt-expectations]

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected. 

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

[charlesoberonn]

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

[weirdmageddon]

why are time zones gerrymandered

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[nerdyvocals]

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

[whatrturtles]

[sirfrogsworth]

[Sound not required]

Posting mostly for the cute vaccine booty.

This was a little tough to source because this was originally in Chinese. That said, I *think* this is the artist's bilibili page.

[lueminous]

Leia sees a vision that if she keeps training as a jedi her son will die so she stops to protect him but then her son goes and dies anyway?????? How does this honor leia organa?????

[thegreyreylo]

TROS is your really shitty first draft that you write in college at 4 am because you’ve been procrastinating for a month and you boldly hit submit thinking you nailed it because your sleep deprived

But you don’t

You fail

You set that bottom curve with every single letter

*Your professor trying to find the redeemable parts so that they can give you points*

[worthlessstreetrat]

*John is SICK of ittt*

[theempirelovesback]

“Somehow Palpatine has returned”

Everyone at the cinema:

[polygondilf-deactivated20211121]

thank you mr. boyega

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

[bonghag]

silver and gold can buy many blankets

[courtiers]

explain how

[bonghag]

money can be exchanged for goods and services

[froborr]

Not at 2 am in Bethlehem it can’t.