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Asksjakakaka this is so perfect
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talking with your friends about your favorite characters like
Asksjakakaka this is so perfect
the pirates who dont do anything movie counts as an isekai doesnt it
I MEAN YEAH,,, its actually better than jonah i dare say
shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
Be gone, bog-thots
(Be safe!)
It is officially safe to leave the bog, but be back by midmight
Prepare to simp over a vegetal that i havent posted about ever but ive had her since middle school.
Her name's Mona Lisa Leek. She's fresh out of college (21 years old.) And works a dead end job at deli called Poppa's Ham and constantly blasts Ayesha Erotica and 100 Gecs so she doesnt suffer.
Also she has to deal with 6 kids and her older brother trying to get bags of Detos for free. Her alts are between her casual outfit (2nd pic) and her uniform (1st pic). She has that shaved one side cut so yeah.
Which OC spends all their time taking internet quizzes to see what kind of bread they are?
Definitely Albert
elmax first date x flowers
-ooOOo yes
- El loves flowers, like a lot
- she loves wearing dresses with flowers, and everything like that
- so, in their first date, Max takes El to a flower field, next to the woods, where is a swing
- and El is so happy (I love my girls)
- Max would put flowers on El hair, while she is reading and call her cute
- so El totally loves calling Max “maxie” because she loves seeing her smile
- and El would practice her reading while Max is thinking of a nickname for Eleven
- everything is in silence, when Max shouts “ELLIE! I would call you ellie”
- El is so happy that she starts giggling and can’t stop
- They settle a picnic and eat strawberries
- but then it’s sunset time!!
- and Max takes El to the flower field again, to see the sunset
- El just runs in the middle of the flowers, while Max is laughing
- when it gets dark they ride their bikes home and El gives her a little peck on the lips
- Max is a blushing mess
- El walks to the stairs of the porch and says “bye Maxie!”
- Max replies with a smile and a “goodnight Ellie”
sorry if this is bad :( but I love this hc! reblogs are appreciated :)
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elmax first date x flowers
-ooOOo yes
- El loves flowers, like a lot
- she loves wearing dresses with flowers, and everything like that
- so, in their first date, Max takes El to a flower field, next to the woods, where is a swing
- and El is so happy (I love my girls)
- Max would put flowers on El hair, while she is reading and call her cute
- so El totally loves calling Max “maxie” because she loves seeing her smile
- and El would practice her reading while Max is thinking of a nickname for Eleven
- everything is in silence, when Max shouts “ELLIE! I would call you ellie”
- El is so happy that she starts giggling and can’t stop
- They settle a picnic and eat strawberries
- but then it’s sunset time!!
- and Max takes El to the flower field again, to see the sunset
- El just runs in the middle of the flowers, while Max is laughing
- when it gets dark they ride their bikes home and El gives her a little peck on the lips
- Max is a blushing mess
- El walks to the stairs of the porch and says “bye Maxie!”
- Max replies with a smile and a “goodnight Ellie”
sorry if this is bad :( but I love this hc! reblogs are appreciated :)
Let’s make a meme out of putting gay text over veggie tales pictures to piss off homophobic christians
I like this
I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
fuckin MOOD
I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art
pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…
Lyrics:
I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress
I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!
I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I Don’t give a fuck at all!
I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went!
I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!
im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post
give this man a fucking award
I beg of you, someone make an animation of this with Archibald. He sounds just like him oh my god
Anti:I̠͉͇͊'͔̺̥ͭͧͥ̄ḿ̫̱ͪ ̬͚͓̃͑ͅͅt͍̼͓͔h̤̽ͩe̱͓̯̽̄͆̆̾̇ ͔̥͇̯̙̲ͪͫ̃ͦm̖̜̑͒̆ỏ͇̟͕̱̠̺͙̏ͦ̌̈ͩ͛s͇̟̞̟̰̜̊t̠̪ͬ̒ ̣̥̄̈ͯ͛̂͋̄h̼̝a̦̬͍̜̰̽ͬͦt̗͖̑͋̌ͨe̥͈̳̤̜ͭ̐̔́d͚͈̞̂̒ͭ ̪̭̺̪͕͆̎͑͑p̣̼̱ͥ̉͑̄̋é̹̅̈̌ͣ̓̓r͇͈̮ͣs̫̻̿ͯ̑̚ͅö̝͍̬͗͋ͤ̔͊n̑̅!ͪ͛̇̈́
Actor!Mark: Nah, thats MY title–
Remus, busting open the door with a deodorant stick in his mouth and wearing socks with sandals: HEY FUCKERS–
PLEASE DO THIS
Bout to get all that sweet Verizon money.
But he ded
Sam what??? It be the same??
so i think i’m marrying my friend nik… ill have to discuss this with xem
I’m marrying a cute couple yeay
am marrying gay rights!
Oh my god im marrying chippo… aight little buddy… ilu
my bf,,,, nice @pretty-little-cisphobe
Welp, it looks like it’s official, my dudes.
what a coincidence
oOH HOORAY, my baBY BOY-
right next to that image was this and i got scared-
I marry with nurse =uO♡
(This picture doesn’t mine!)
Litterally 12 papari that had crashed my phone , amazing
i am marrying universal studio hollywood’s hogwarts apparently. nice. i can live with this
Boy is this a dream come true
Source: https://dimensiondimension.tumblr.com/post/179526810805/cursed-vanessa-sprite-that-makes-you-go-uwu-a-date
A screenshot of a conversation between me and @ubergamer10 …
lmao
I mean, I’m not complaining
VXICHENCHDJCN
you know what? im fine with marrying crybaby “suffering at the lazaret” asra
I cannot marry my boot loving child
Why are we marrying cats?!
Thicc
I sure as fuck can’t post my result.
Too many dick pics? Makes sense.
Mine is a pic from me calling out Tumblr on there bullshit. I refuse to be marrying Tumblr
I’m marrying not one but TWO fashion disasters!
AH MY SON
Hawt
How romantic. A worm.
Im marrying human meggy wowo
this is horrible but its accurate .
Im a soft dumbass
My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
The best answer I’ve ever seen.
What do you want to bet this guy doesn’t shave his genitals and yet still expects his girlfriend to go down on him… Men are something else
yea what a fucker, being nervous for new things and reaching out. I bet he’s a sexist hypocrite because he has a penis
This guy was legit asking for clarification. Tons of women have never had experience with uncircumcised men, and have same kinds of stigma around it, and y'all would never humiliate them like this.
Reblogging this bc i can
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I have provided the content.
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
oh shit it’s Anti..on both screens..its @kikuthestrange art of Anti…
:‘3
Im married to Damien and Celine now
Guess im Bi xD
teach me?? how to draw?? the action of kissing????
Step 1. yearn
thanks op for letting me add on to this post!
have fun drawing kisses now!!!!!!
more detailed tutorial by another person: x