Another one bites the dust

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

[wecanthavethat]

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

[angelicguy]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

[officialcrow]

this the realest post on this whole shit

[thickness-protection-program]

Unpopular opinion I support men in skinny jeans. You claim to love men dressing slutty and this man is showing you the whole form and curvature of his lady lumps ready to be peeled out like an unripe banana and you hate?? Fake fans all around me

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[segamascott]

[rurukatt]

hot things to say during sex

inventory is full

I’m out of range

I can’t carry any more

that spell isn’t ready yet

I need to target something first

it’s too far away

[the-fade]

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back!

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[itsliketheyknowus]

“And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

[allthickwomen]

Get it?

[c0mf0rt-z0ne]

this is great

[anglaised]

every “hand made boxers and briefs for transmasc and nonbinary fxlk” subscription box is $80 and everything is polyester and the exact same as regular boxers at like walmart but have a ⚧️ emoji sewed into the side like a cutie mark and the company is like if u donate 25 extra dollars to us with your purchase we will donate to jellyqueens and make a hugggge important impact on the world 🌈 and then jellyqueens is just.. like a small business jam and jelly company with flavors based on different pronouns and gender descriptors (like tme for example) with very obvious like weird assigning of bioessentialist presentation to fruits for the jellies like “amabs” are blueberries and kiwi and “afab” are cherrys and watermelon and the jellies aren’t even good and actually are lying about being gluten free and also get moldy very fast bc they aren’t using preservatives but they still only deduct -$3 from the original price when they do pop up shops in brooklyn while selling them and the impact on the world mentioned by the boxer company is just to reduce jellyqueens pass due bills bc they keep getting fined for avoiding inspection of their kitchen (its in their apartment but they own five cats and let them stay on the counter while chopping and cooking the fruit for the jelly) and also they take a extra $5 dollars from you as a “service charge” on the boxer companies website because the ceo is using that money from every purchase towards their anime boy maid cafe budget for theirnext trip to japan

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[roycohn]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[clubpenguindoneright]

WOW

[refrainee]

Divorced mom and dad, Elgarnan and Mythal is finally done probably going to do andruil next or ghillanain

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA