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I posted links to this before but never put all the pics on here, so here we go. Norse gods in pinup style–entirely started because of the word “Ás”. Not my fault. It had to be done.
(Also on Etsy. Greek version here. Non-pinup Norse goddesses here)
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
PURGHAPS
The Talmud has many stories that are insightful or moving. this is not one of those stories
Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.
Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.
Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.
Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.
Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.
Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this.
Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.
Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…
If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me!
The woods at 3:48 am
• The moon
• following a black cat with hopes of petting it (good luck finding me, guys)
• Gathering poisonous mushrooms on the outskirts of a haunted wood humming ancient hymns to various wicked forest elves
the internet is an inherently haunted place if you think about it like. it's so weird to see long abandoned discussion boards stuck in a snapshot of the past, old conversations between kids from over a decade ago who have now grown into their own lives, obituaries taking the form of half finished profiles. and the silence that fills the gaps between. there's a constant ghostly record of each generation's thoughts, fads, their sense of humour. back when the future was at their fingertips. even stranger, people you used to know exist openly in that space, and they watch you watching them. if you want, deceased musicians can play through your headphones. there's always an underlying sense of reminiscing and time escaping our ever shortening attention spans. what a fuckin graveyard
You are right but holy jesus mother of fuck
here’s a picture of the Angel Gabriel holding Baby Jesus while the Blessed Mother tries to rip off Satan’s head
“kick his ass, ma’am, i got yo baby”
As a Catholic, this is basically what Catholicism is about if any of you are wondering
what’s up crones and hags???
the frogs are really hoppin today
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What are your favorite witch apps?
Please specify where they’re downloaded from for your smartphone. Such as iPhone App Store, Android Google Play, etc.
Mine for iOS (from the App Store) are:
MoonPhase - extensive moon data, includes lunar calendar
The Moon - includes symbols, crystals, and advice for the day based on current moon phase
Wicca - spells, witchy dictionary, herb correspondences, journaling capabilities, not religiously affiliated despite the name
Spellcaster - spells
Tarot - flashcards for studying tarot
Golden Thread Tarot - free mobile readings, multiple spreads, card meaning database, free mini lessons
Stone - crystal correspondences, beautiful images
Essential Oils - metaphysical correspondences, scientific uses, application methods, safety, blends, personalized list of current oils
AboutMyWoods - lists local region’s plants and wildlife
10. PictureThis - identifies plants for you, you just gotta take a picture and it’ll give you a list of options starting from the most similar (on android btw)
11.Healing Crystals Directory-Lists crystals by type for both identification and metaphysical uses. As there are many different types of crystals out there, this is useful for both collectors and crystal aficionados.(On Android)
12. Garden Answers - Another plant identification app for both android and apple I believe? Works just like PictureThis
I read a book that did not exist, and it had an afterward by Bill Nye. "Toronto is the only city in the world where I have been asked to unhook a giraffe from a pier. Why? Because it needed to be done. Science is the practice of looking at the world with rigor, and when you do that, you can't forget people. So let's unhook this giraffe."
WISE WORDS
clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH
strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT
*claps hands vigorously while nodding head over-excitedly*
do i give off snail vibes or slug vibes?
we get it, you’re a bottom
But I don’t think you really *under*stand what I’m saying
come on, youre making me feel a little down
a little under the weather
this post is totally beneath me
I’d like to see you top this
don’t live with me if you’re not prepared for me to occasionally jump out from under your bed
me having a mental breakdown: I’m so useless
Gaud, unnaturally quickly shooting out from under my bed: NO FEELING BAD IN MY HOUSE
Me: get outta my house
Gaud, already resting feet on my dresser, :
me: *sighing bc i’m bored and I’m feeling like shit*
gaud: *jumps out of my closet wearing a party hat* none of that now let’s get some socks on you
Me: *starts crying*
Gaud: *crawls out of my dresser* wanna go roller skating
me: *smashes my drawing* FUCK art, i cant draw.
Gaud: *slithers out from the air vent* want some cake
Ok first of all this whole post is sort of concerning (but I love that) second of all I actually get scared of things in the dark sometimes and this helped me like now when I run across my dark room and jump on my bed I imagine gaud reaching out from underneath to boost me up instead of something grabbing my ankles to drag me under and it’s really comforting THANK YOU
*reaches out from under the bed to high five you*
See now i’m imagining gaud existing under my bed and my cats being like “do I eat it, or does it eat me?!?!
Whenever I feel ill now I’m going to imagine Gaud materializing out from under my bed to tell me I’ll be ok
It will be, I promise. Things have a way of working out. The low parts of life will roar like beasts as you approach them, but that’s only because they have the advantage of looming over you. All monsters loom and puff themselves up, to appear much bigger and scarier than you (but they aren’t).
All monsters seem enormous until you survive them. They can actually look quite small, when you have climbed past them and are peering back. Very small indeed.
Go to sleep, love. Dream quiet, warm thoughts. Find a piece of peace in which to nest. And turn up the fucking thermostat it’s freezing down here do u want my toes to fall off damn
Sorry for the quick scribble but here you go! Nice n toasty
Aww, this is so sweet
Getting to Know the Elements
The 4 Elements are the best known correspondences in magic - they represent all things of the material realm. If you practice a form of Western magic, you may recognize a 5th Element called Spirit (or Quintessence).
Direction: East
Time of Day: Dawn / sunrise
Sabbat: Spring Equinox / Ostara
State of Matter: Gas
Astrological Signs: Libra, Aquarius, & Gemini
Earth Level: Atmosphere
Animal Parts: Feathers, wings
Craft Tools: Bell, wand, incense smoke
Tarot (card) Suit: Wands / clubs
Human Parts: Breath
Spells: Divination, prophecy
Spell Disposal: To scatter - in wind
Represents: Intellect, mind
Colors: Yellow / white
Elemental: Sylphs
Energy: Yang / masculine
Direction: South
Time of Day: Noon
Sabbat: Summer Solstice / Litha / Midsummer’s Eve
State of Matter: Plasma
Astrological Signs: Aries, Leo, & Sagittarius
Earth Level: Magnetosphere
Animal Parts: Fangs, claws
Craft Tools: Sword, athame, candle
Tarot (card) Suit: Swords / spades
Human Parts: Blood
Spells: Purification, repulsion, love magic
Spell Disposal: To burn - in fire
Represents: Energy, force
Colors: Red / orange
Elemental: Salamanders
Energy: Yang / masculine
Direction: West
Time of Day: Dusk / sunset
Sabbat: Autumn Equinox / Mabon
State of Matter: Liquid
Astrological Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, & Pisces
Earth Level: Hydrosphere
Animal Parts: Shells, fins
Craft Tools: Chalice, cauldron
Tarot (card) Suit: Cups / hearts
Human Parts: Tears
Spells: Offering, to conjure rain
Spell Disposal: To dissolve - in water
Represents: Emotion, desire
Colors: Blue / silver
Elemental: Undines
Energy: Yin / feminine
Direction: North
Time of Day: Midnight
Sabbat: Winter Solstice / Yule
State of Matter: Solid
Astrological Signs: Capricorn, Taurus, & Virgo
Earth Level: Geosphere
Animal Parts: Bones, hide
Craft Tools: Altar stone, pentacle, salt
Tarot (card) Suit: Pentacles / diamonds
Human Parts: Nails, hair
Spells: Healing, prosperity, banishing
Spell Disposal: To bury - in the ground
Represents: Matter, body
Colors: Green / black
Elemental: Gnomes
Energy: Yin / feminine
Direction: Changing of the seasons / Wheel of the Year
Craft Tools: Pentacle, robe, cord, rope
Spells: Enlightenment, spiritual knowledge
Represents: Center, origin
Colors: Purple / white / black
Energy: Universal
Here's a tip
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
“When you start to notice the mystical, the mystical will start to notice you.”
— Dacha Avelin (via crimsonkismet)
ooh what a wonderful quote ✨
