call me mimi?

33. I am absolutely in opposition to all kinds of goals. the only men I’m not off are hockeys and like. they are all questionable at best.

[adeleblaircassiedanser]

I am back here lol are any of you?

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[mouthbrood]

*with barely controlled lust* ur like a brother to me

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[adeleblaircassiedanser]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Frederik Andersen/Auston Matthews, Auston Matthews/Original Female Character(s), Frederik Andersen/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Frederik Andersen (Hockey RPF), Auston Matthews, Original Characters, Toronto Maple Leafs Ensemble, Amalie Andersen, Carolina Hurricanes Ensemble Additional Tags: Long-Distance Relationship, Miscommunication, Mutual Pining, Auston Matthews is a bottom you cowards, well for freddie he'll switch, Pining While Fucking, Porn with Feelings, Slow Burn, Character Study, Bisexuality, Jealousy, Angst, Family Dynamics, Deleted Scenes, Phone Sex, Flashbacks, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, took so long to write that it’s not future fic anymore lmao, Multimedia Summary:

"Do you still have a girlfriend?" Freddie asks, in hopes that Auston will be jolted back into his right mind before Freddie does a really stupid thing which is starting to feel more and more inevitable.

"I don't know," Auston says, "which I think is closer to 'no' than 'yes'."

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[raevenlywrites]

love these variations on Fall Drink. Makes me want a tumblr cocktail book

[adeleblaircassiedanser]

There are two wolves inside of me

[the-kings-of-henrietta]

“pathetic sopping wet towel of a man x woman that is way cooler than him” has and always will be THE peak hetero dynamic btw

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[syn4k]

[idsb]

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

[amygdalae]

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[bayoubashsims]

“I’LL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH, BONEHILDA!”

*Bonehilda tries to convey a look of disbelief with her bones* 

[weirdsimsinhistory]

I would attend this duel tbh

[chalicechipper]

yes waiter one toxic thighfucking premature ejaculation crying yaoi please

[shisasan]

May 28th, 1929 Virginia Woolf, “A Writer’s Diary” (1918 - 1941)

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

how it feels lately