DELICIOUS HOT SCHMOES

Licensed moo-moo doctor | DM me for my AO3

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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vengabus sandstorm

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wow that really sounds

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wow that really sounds

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ADHD theme music

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great job everyone lets hit the showers

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Not again

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gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

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Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

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I love the song "Scarborough Fair" because it follows my favorite poetic structure:

Nosy question

Grocery list

Haunting personal information

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According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

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Shart rug at the public viewing toilet

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⬆️ Yet another panic at the disco cover band

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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penis blast nefarious

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diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

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penis blast electrical

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penis blast delectable

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penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

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sorry

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This is penis song is fire call that penis blast combustible

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They have pup cups at celadon department store now

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I'm so sorry I haven't posted in years. You know how people usually abbreviate Thursday as R? Well, I abbreviated it as H and the police entered my home, entered my room, and put me in handcuffs three days after I did that. I've since been reformed and promise to use R as Thursday's abbreviation from now on, no matter what. Thank you for your patience.

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Lugia

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nowhere else

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In the dark, the deer are dreaming — headlights gleaming, blazing eyes.

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🎶I worship like a dog at the shrine of your thighs🎶

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Ethan Hunt was born in Madison, WI. It's constant in every file throughout the series and no one can ever take that away from me.

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you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

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