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Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry
citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular
And the center of the circle is...Winnepeg, apparently. Forget the Jews, it turns out the Manitobans are the real masterminds!
you can just post anything when it's late enough. one time I saw a human baby toddling around looking for its mother. I just leaned down and ate it whole. just one bite, the little fucker was so small.
no one will ever even know
I beg your sweet fucking pardon
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.
we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3
Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.
I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.
The funny thing about folks recommending Pillowfort as a less bad alternative in the face of the latest Tumblr update is... okay.
Let's set aside the fact that Pillowfort is a ghost town that's perpetually about six weeks away from bankruptcy. Hand-wringing about "note stealing" notwithstanding, the actual problem with Tumblr's new interaction model is that second-order engagements (e.g, commented reblogs of commented reblogs, replies to commented reblogs, etc.) are now very difficult for the author of a reblog chain's root post to even be aware of, much less meaningfully interact with.
Pillowfort's "solution" to this problem is to be so institutionally gunshy about anyone ever having an interaction they didn't explicitly opt into that most types of second-order engagement are simply not permitted at all.
Like, I get that we're grasping for alternatives where no good alternatives exist, but from the perspective of fixing the real, functional problem, responding to Tumblr's new interaction model by migrating to Pillowfort is like treating a broken ankle by cutting off your leg!
It's actually kind of striking how every platform that's touted itself as the Next Tumblr Alternative has ended up hobbling the one functional affordance that set (pre-update) Tumblr apart from other platforms not for any technical reason, but on purely philosophical grounds. Cohost was so averse to the spectre of monetisation that it deliberately made it as difficult as possible to extract useful engagement metrics from posts, thereby starting out with the same discoverability problem regarding second-order interactions that Tumlr has now acquired, while Bluesky's stance has been and continues to be that interactions which aren't explicitly opt-in just shouldn't be possible in the first place, which makes the commented reblog chain interaction model a non-starter.
Making reblog chains their own post is a fucking insane idea what is staff smoking. Removing core Tumblr features.
This is also going to make it harder to track where, how, and from whom, you are receiving harassment.
@staff @humans nobody wants your shitty UI changes and if we wanted to be on twitter we already would be. this will make the site worse
actually you know what? staff doesn't read posts
everyone who sees this, submit a support ticket. you go to Help -> Support, mark "feedback," and let them know how you feel about this change and whether this is likely to make you use the site less or more.
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain
Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil
Y’all know what to do now Tumblr - we gotta spam the feedback forms to make ourselves heard >:(
There's a feedback form??
I want to be able to keep up with conversations happening on my post so I can interact with them! Please don't do this
if you would like to send feedback, you can go to https://www.tumblr.com/support
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
Made it an actual link.
Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
Not only will this ruin a core element of Tumblr, it will make it very difficult to tell where and when a post is getting traction. People are on this website because it isn't Twitter. Making it more like Twitter will turn people away.
The last thing this website needs is a culture of catty twitter-style quote-retweets. This will actively encourage more toxic users to interact with your posts because their traffic will be more difficult to track.
this actively sabotages the core benefit of tumblr over other platforms, the ability to have nuanced longform conversations. this change will make the website drastically worse
Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
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Youth fascination with technology
universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
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