Aeon Engineer

Interstellar warship design

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[marzscreamz]

hot take: the phrase “there is no platonic explanation for that” fucking sucks, bc it not only hurts aromatic people, but also emphasizes the ‘friends can’t be too close’ this can either be rooted in homophobia or sexism

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Love is love but the absence of it doesn’t make you any less human either

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[theloverislost]

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[aeonengineer]

Atlantiscore

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[aeonengineer]

Don’t worry, my good friend William Afton is on it

[aeonengineer]

Anyone know what the cure for a friendship break up is? So far I’ve tried alcohol, the he-man movie, mini paintings and BG3

[aeonengineer]

Thinking about how none of Jungle Fury would’ve happened if Master Mao just locked the damn door to Dai Shi’s tomb.

[aeonengineer]

I love how some ranger teams are based out of military bases or spaceships or ancient dojos and the Jungle Fury ones got a hipster pizza place.

Most rangers had to do schoolwork or ranging full time, these guys got saddled with their powers and a 9-5 in the same day.

[dailydccomics]

Absolute SuperWonderBat by Dan Mora

[bryanwongillustrator]

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

[lazer-screwdriver]

Wait hang on pause I glossed over it before but dhawan!master was on earth for seventy seven straight years? He saw his own run as prime minister. Wh

[lazer-screwdriver]

I think Mr Saxon randomly got an egg chucked at him during a speech one time and then the date rolled around for Spymaster and he had a realization & absolutely booked it to a grocery store

[oopey-doopey]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

[silly-soup-drinker]

[starlightshadowsworld]

Green goblin doesn't care but the rest sure do.

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

[actual-changeling]

don't leave this genius in the tags

[yesokayiknow]

(via @hobbitmilf)

two months later and fourteen and rose are doing all they can not to let donna realise there's anything weird about the cat meanwhile donna managed to narrow down its planet and century of origin after three days

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"