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ocarina of time: adulthood
do you ever just sit around and think Iâm in my twenties.
...And They Were Narrative Foils
Shigaraki Tomura and Izuku Midoriya are characters who have far more in common than they have differences. They even have the exact same origin point as a kid who wanted to become a hero more than anything else, but was told by everyone around them they couldnât be on. The difference between them represents the inherent unfairness of the world, Midoriya was saved and Shigarki wasnât. However, rather than working together to try to fix the flaws in the unfair world that hurt both of them Shigaraki and Midoriya are forced to fight each other due to the mistakes of their predecessors forcing them into conflict. This is a meta on their extremely unique relationship and why they need to come to an understanding in order to fight the real enemy.Â
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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn arenât in earshot theyâll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah weâre the worst
Legolas:
~*~earlier~*~
Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits
Merry: Frodo whatâd he say
Frodo: Iâm not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think heâs insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish
Merry: I mean you could do that but consider
Merry: you can only tell him ONCE
Frodo: Merry. Youâre absolutely right. Iâll wait.
#legolasâ hick accent vs #frodoâs âi learned it out of a bookâ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible
Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK
Frodo: :)
Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo. I am a Hobbit. How are you?
Legolas: yâalldâveâffâve
Frodo, crying: please I canât understand what youâr saying
Ok, but Frodo didnât just learn out of a book. He learned like⊠Chaucerian Elvish. So actually:
Frodo: Good morrow to thee, frend. I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions.
Legolas: Wots that mate? âEre, you avinâ a giggle? Fookinâ âobbits, I sware.
Aragorn: *laughing too hard to walk*
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i mean, honestly itâs amazing the Elves had as many languages and dialects as they did, considering Galadriel (for example) is over seven thousand years old.
english would probably have changed less since Chaucerâs time, if a lot of our cultural leaders from the thirteenth century were still alive and running things.
theyâve had like. seven generations since the sun happened, max. frodoâs books are old to him, but outside any very old poetry copied down exactly, the dialect represented in them isnât likely to be older than the Second Age, wherein Aragornâs foster-father Elrond started out as a very young adult and grew into himself, and Legolasâ father was born.
so like, three to six thousand years old, maybe, which is probably a drop in the bucket of Elvish history judging by all the ethnic differentiation that had time to develop before Ungoliant came along, even if we canât really tell because there werenât years to count, before the Trees were destroyed.
plus a lot of Bilboâs materials were probably directly from Elrond, whose library dates largely from the Third Age, probably, because he didnât establish Imladris until after the Last Alliance. and Elrond isnât the type to intentionally help Bilbo learn the wrong dialect and sound sillier than can be helped, even if everyone was humoring him more than a little.
so Frodo might sound hilariously formal for conversational use (though considering how most Elves use Westron heâs probably safe there) and kind of old-fashioned, but heâs not in any danger of being incomprehensible, because elves live on such a ridiculous timescale.
to over-analyse this awesome and hilarious post even more, legolasâ grandfather was from linguistically stubborn Doriath and their family is actually from a somewhat different, higher-status ethnic background than their subjects.
so depending on how much of a role Thranduil took in his upbringing (and Oropher in his), Legolas may have some weird stilted old-fashioned speaking tics in his Sindarin that reflect a more purely Doriathrin dialect rather than the Doriathrin-influenced Western Sindarin that became the most widely spoken Sindarin long before he was born, or he might have a School Voice from having been taught how to Speak Proper and then lapse into really obscure colloquial Avari dialect when heâs being casual. or both!
considering legolasâ moderately complicated political position, i expect he can code-switch.
âŠitâs also fairly likely considering the linguistic politics involved that Legolas is reasonably articulate in Sindarin, though with some level of accent, but knows approximately zero Quenya outside of loanwords into Sindarin, and even those he mostly didnât learn as a kid.
which would be extra hilarious when he and gimli fetch up in Valinor in his little homemade skiff, if the first elves he meets have never been to Middle Earth and theyâre just standing there on the beach reduced to miming about what is the short beard person, and who are you, and why.
this is elvish dialects and tolkien, okay. thereâs a lot of canon material! he actually initially developed the history of middle-earth specifically to ground the linguistic development of the various Elvish languages!
Legolas: Alas, verily would I have dispatched thine enemy posthaste, but yâallâdâve pitched a feckinâ fit.
Aragorn: *eyelid twitching*
Frodo: *frantically scribbling* Hang on which language are you even speaking right now
Pippin, confused: Is he not speaking Elvish?
Frodo, sarcastically: I dunno, are you speaking Hobbit?
Boromir, who has been lowkey pissed-off at the Hobbitsâ weird dialect this whole time: Thatâs what it sounds like to me.
Merry, who actually knows some shit about Hobbit background: We are actually speaking multiple variants of the Shire dialect of Westron, you ignorant fuck.
Sam, a mere working-class country boy: Honestly y'all could be talkin Dwarvish half the time for all I know.
Pippin, entering Gondor and speaking to the castle steward: hey yo my man
Boromir, from beyond the grave: j e s u s
Tolkien would be SO PROUD of this post
@words-writ-in-starlight
If I remember correctly, in the âtree of tonguesâ material from The Lost Road, Tolkien goes into some detail about how the reason elves have so many dialects is that elves view language as a form of collaborative art, which they delight in, so a newly-coined word or grammatical construct gets spread around just like a new song would.
Elves may be immortal, but theyâre also immortal nerd OCs and we must never forget this
Thank you for this addition which is both lovely and educational
So what youâre saying is, theyâre us. Theyâre the internet. Sending âyeetâ and âsmolâ and âI lik the bredâ all over creation until two elves whoâve never met in their lives and be like âbeans, amirite?â and âyeah I love kitter feets too.â
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmaoÂ
alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!
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me when someone says âhit or missâ in any context:
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this motherâs decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called âzonaâ cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
â47 month oldâ
this is my four year old rayman origins
âWhoâs doing your surgery?â
âDr. Rayman Origins.â
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was âRyceâ and his mum said it was pronounced âReeseâ
the best part is she was originally going to spell it âRiceâ
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it âOinâ and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be âOogokâ. her name is literally âOin Oogok Puscusâ
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
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I canât
47 month old.
NayvieâŠ.. Bish whet????
this is from my kidâs valentineâs list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy namesÂ
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child âSalterâ Iâm so done âđżïž
Treyton lls, Iâm dyingâŠ
I know a person from college whoâs name is literally âSmileâ, l canât even explain how ridiculous that isâŠ
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary âYâsâ in names.
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47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopherâs parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. Iâm sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until theyâre old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I donât actually remember much now, but iâm telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.Â
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, âlatrinaâ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like âLatrineâ like who looked at that name and went âwhat could possibly go wrongâ
Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins â Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
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I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh âŠâŠ. I???âŠâŠwhat the fuck đđđ
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now Iâm so fucking glad Iâm named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you donât know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique
You know, I thought growing up as a Niamh in England was bad. I now know that I was blessed, BLESSED, to be given a name that 1) I grew into and now love, and 2) wasnât just pulled off the nearest road sign and fed through a Scrabble converter.
White Australian Bogans be like:
Jaden
Brayden
Hayden
Ayden
Grayden
Cheryl
Beryl
Mick
Bazza
Wazza
Ladasha
Trent
I know so many kids with fucking weird ass names
Iâve met a kid named Battle. Literally. His name was Battle.
Battle?????
And people have the nerve to mock transgender folksâ self-chosen names! I promise you, ours are a breath of sanity compared to this bs.
And I thought the weird high dudes named Skyler, Tyler and Kyler were weird
You: Latrina?? How did that happen
Her: We changed it when I was little
You: You changed it to Latrina?
Her: Yeah!It used to be Shithouse.
You: Itâs a good changeâŠ..itâs a good change.
47 month old
My grandma was an advice nurse, and one time she got a call from a mom who named her kids lemon jello, and lime jello
âŠâŠâŠ.cursed
47 month oldâŠâŠâŠ..
Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you donât wanna be âThat NerdTMâ?
there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as âThe Sword in The Stoneâ
Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?
The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.
I have been educated today and I appreciate it
someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -
everyone who has read this post, starting now:
Markhyuck at the Show Champion
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i am the shyest attention whore ever
I want attention!!! If youâre not busy⊠And you want toâŠ. Its okay if you donât
but really though, this pride month, shout out to straight trans people. itâs gotta be rough sometimes listening to people constantly complaining about âthe straightsâ and how âitâs gay month if youâre not gay go homeâ. youâre not contributing to heteronormitivity just by being yourself. you 100 percent belong at pride and all of you make this community a better place.
Yâall know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? Itâs literally more iconic than any marvel movie
Yâall know that there is heavy symbolism in that scene to show that Mulan is the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon and thatâs why Mushu wasnât able to awaken it?
im sorry What!! i never knew this! my life feels fuller!!! ahhhh
Mulan sits in the rain underneath the statue of the Great Stone Dragon (who is looking down on her), and suddenly decides on a course of action. She looks up, resolved to go to war in place of her father and runs into the temple where she lights the match and beseeches protection for her family. The stone she bows to and that we see lit up by lightening strike is that of the dragon, whose eyes are looking out after her, lit from underneath by the candles. The scene transitions to the divider in the house that also has an icon of the dragon. where she replaces her hair comb with the summons. Then we see the sword hilt, also the dragon, and as she draws the blade we see her face replace it. She ties up her hair, then as she opens the wardrobe, the handles are also the dragon. After donning the armor, the view shows her facing us, with the hilt of the sword (the face of the dragon) in front of her face, where she then turns the sword to reveal her face, and sheaths it. As she leaves, we flash back to the temple, and the eyes of the dragon flash as her grandmother wakes up.
The Great Stone Dragon resides within her. She is the protector of the family.
After this explanation, the scene where Mushu cannot wake up the stone dragon makes so much more sense. I appreciate the symbolism so much more. I noticed the dragon but didnât notice she was constantly juxtaposed with the dragon!
Canon accepted.
this is just a random side note about binders since that seems to be todays topic; pls dont wear your binder on an airplane!!! since your ribcage expands when you go up in altitude to compensate for the thinner air, your binder that may fit well normally might start to get too tight and you might not be able to breathe. do NOT i repeat do NOT wear a binder on an airplane. i know it sucks and can be very hard bc of dysphoria but would you rather be unbinded or suffocating?
- max
Also binders can fuck with the TSA scan and get you pulled aside.
ohmygod is THAT why i felt like i was gonna pass out on the plane
IMPORTANT!
For my trans followers, please stay safe babes
also- swimming. Iâve seen âswim bindersâ advertised and please know that no matter how safe the seller says it is, anything that compresses your torso is going to be hazardous when youâre swimming bc of the pressure of the water around you and the way wet fabric behaves. you ever try to take off wet jeans? yeah, that, but around your breathing organs.
Y'all I didnât know that shit about airplanes!