trying

trying my gd best. fuck terfs :)

[marisatomay]

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

[samdyke]

dude your cw show fucking bit me

[asakiyume]

A female and male norther cardinal enjoy a spot of tea. 

[lingylad]

[Image Description: Two photos of a chalk drawing on asphalt. A male and female cardinal are next to a blue and white tea set with a tea pot and two cups of tea. /End ID]

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[godlessondheimite]

whenever i see someone lambast a piece of media for portraying a character getting away with bad behavior instead of getting narratively punished, i have to laugh because that’s literally the hays code. it’s not hays-code-esque or hays-code-coded, it’s just straight up the hays code.

[positivelyqueer]

"No picture shall be produced that will lower the moral standards of those who see it. Hence the sympathy of the audience should never be thrown to the side of crime, wrongdoing, evil or sin"

"I. Crimes Against the Law These shall never be presented in such a way as to throw sympathy with the crime as against law and justice or to inspire others with a desire for imitation. "

(So is "sex scenes* should only be included when relevant to the plot":

"Scenes of Passion 1. They should not be introduced when not essential to the plot. 2. Excessive and lustful kissing, lustful embraces, suggestive postures and gestures, are not to be shown. 3. In general passion should so be treated that these scenes do not stimulate the lower and baser element.")

*sex scenes are not the same as 'scenes of passion' as per the Code but the sentiment is the same.

(Quotes via the Joseph Smith Foundation.)

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guh. i need to run errands but

noooooooooooo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[ad-wills]

[glowingghosty]

[thevioletcaptain]

[positivelypositivethoughts]

[annasinthewalls]

It's that time again

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kalimaxxing]

tea timed

[killue]

ahhh .. just what i needed

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like