trying

trying my gd best. fuck terfs :)

[marisatomay]

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[avocadosmitty]

Y’ever just

[malvoliowithin]

So do the subtitles just not change for the entire play or what

[sacred-portal]

[lustcannibalism]

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[memebf]

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

[sigmaleph]

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

[squareallworthy]

Not even to save New York?

[sigmaleph]

what has new york ever done for me

[northern-punk-lad]

Honestly I would side with Godzilla destroying America

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[polls-2763]

when did you join tumblr?

before 2013

2013-2019

2020-2026

Voting ended onMay 9

[gaysie]

literally what would we do without gif makers thank you gif makers THANK YOU GIFMAKERS i love nothing more than to watch a tiny moment of a scene loop over and over and over the world is so beautiful

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[ami-ven]

Happy Perfect Date Day!

[dogpuppy]

[thesplendidsnout]

In case you're wondering what that means...

(Theresa May)

(Boris Johnson)

(Liz Truss)

(Phillip Mountbatten)

(Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor)

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[elizabethrobertajones]

learned a great new japanese word today :)

[elizabethrobertajones]

"butt slider"

[elizabethrobertajones]

#gonna be real honest with you that looks like english :/#I think you got catfished @axhicleos I learned it from a real japanese man :)

It translates to "butt slider"