- lettuce - shredded honey smoked ham - grated cheddar cheese -

sliced up boiled eggs - crushed up crackers - ranch about me art by @loneseerofthesteelforest

[sandsvendor100]

Look At The Moon… Look At Your Moon… Every Day It Changes One Bit…

Look At Your Face – Look At Your Skull. A Moon Indeed… A Moon Indeed…

I Worry So Much One Day I Will Never Recognize You

[zionvalley]

happy birthday mr house i fucking hate you

[tamagotchi]

WTF I need creamed corn.. never tried it but it looks so good in icarly.. someone run down the supermarket for me

[smeasel]

[tamagotchi]

Bruce Willis.. can u get me some

[smeasel]

[vimbry-moved]

in the geocities archives is the personal website of a senior gay man chronicling his life from childhood up until present day and his marriage to his husband, and it’s honestly one of the most validating and emotional things to see from the pre-maistream lgbt culture internet

(ofc content warnings apply for all the life experiences you’d expect: homophobia, discussions of aids, cancer, deaths, and suicide).

[aidansoldshit]

opinions on the freeform serial drama "cruel summer"

- i love jeanette i don't even care if she's 100% in the wrong (which she def isnt) i love her ESP 1995 jeanette i love an edgy little emo bitch who hates the world and is gay. she's gay btw

- i also love kate and i trust her and i don't blame her whatever she's done. she's also gay

- mallory's also gay but in a dire way . . . . . like i want kate and mallory to be gay but not together you feel me? kate needs someone less toxic and mallory needs . . . . . to take some time to self-reflect

- jamie is a poor little meow meow but he's not mine. if someone left that pathetic cunt on my doorstep i'd toss him in the medical waste bin for proper disposal

- jeanette's definitely not lying she didn't see kate. but i also doubt kate just made that up about jeanette out of spite there's gotta be some kind of misunderstanding here

- the show is kind of schlocky and i resent that bc sometimes it's soooo obvious when they're using like a Technique on me to try and grab my attention like i'm some kind of mushbrained tv-watcher. also the pacing suffers for the slow-buildup-to-a-big-cliffhanger format that every episode thinks it needs to have. but overall its a compelling mystery with interesting characters so i enjoy it

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[thoodleoo]

girls in 2000 BC out here like omg my mom sold me to orpheus

[lesbeet]

kinda wanna make one of those random lists of really great video essays 

[lesbeet]

ok yeah i’m gonna do it.

these are just video essays i really like and/or have been thinking about lately. i’ll even separate it by subject for convenience:

music:

the music that defined the 2010s

music theory and white supremacy

understanding ‘toxic’

mgmt and their little dark age

making advanced™ kids music

corporate music - how to compose with no soul

-

movies/tv:

big little lies: the art of editing

the mediocrities of A24

hilary duff, lizzie mcguire, & the teen idol pigeonhole

efficiency in comedy: the office vs. friends

saturday neoliberalism

sky high: disney’s fascist eugenics movie

forrest gump: what are american values?

how aladdin changed animation (by screwing over robin williams)

nostalgia, cop propaganda, and brooklyn nine nine

the devil wears prada style analysis

have we grown out of gossip girl?

parks and recreation - bad politics, bad comedy, bad everything

the cult of dr. phil

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politics:

global capitalism - rich nations and poor nations   [ik there are a lot of renegade cut videos in this list….it’s a good channel ok]

MAGA and fascism 

the cia is a terrorist organization

the liberal-fascist bargain

the left and trans women

class reductionism keeps the working class divided, NOT intersectionalism

dogmatism sucks

how NOT to talk to liberals about capitalism

[lesbeet]

part ii!

music:

how to write four chord loops | a new theory of pop harmony

stock music and reality tv - how to misrepresent the world

pop, as digested by a classical musician

how royals changed pop music

what key is sweet home alabama in?

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movies/tv:

the true horror of midsommar

deepfakes, ai, & the future of hollywood entertainment

the pure ideology of kitchen nightmares

the forgotten legacy of brittany murphy

a history of disney channel original movies

the marvel symphonic universe (this is about why none of the music in marvel movies is memorable….i don’t wanna be mistaken for a marvel fan <3)

a freaky friday analysis video

stretching genre - a haunting of hill house video essay

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politics/society:

doomsday preppers | neoliberalism, fascism, and the apocalypse

free speech and pragerU

the instagram infographic industrial complex

the golem and the jewish superhero

the 1776 report

a brief history of the culture wars

[teddy-stonehill]

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

[teddy-stonehill]

[elodieunderglass]

I can confirm that most birds have a detectable amount of wiring behind the eyes - blinking lights and buttons and sliders and frizzy things that spark and chirp and beep. They also have a lot of soul that can communicate with ours because the programming is fairly compatible. Vultures are clever and curious, swans are clear and lawful, chickens have a lot of personality, caged parrots are dissociated and disinherited and frankly worrying, falconry-trained birds of prey are tremendously businesslike.

And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child's toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn't even a sophisticated electronic button it's just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that's the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.

[grendel-menz]

Unicorns are for young girls

[neojojobot]

I found this on Google by accident when searching Jason pictures. YOU are crying.

[alaundrey]

hit with nostalgia for lightning thief era trio

[bloodsadx]

nichijou comic

[ryebreadgf]

art belongs to children i think

[greenishness]

❤️

[flubbernuggetsj]

by Lynda Barry

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[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i love the attention to detail. tomorrow is the one of the 7 days hes not on ket

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[angelsymbol]

we need more violent transmascs in media

[surrealtiktoks]