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Vox is never safe from being stolen by a giant fluffy bug who wants attention
it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right
Staticsilence is so tastyâŚâŚ imagine a s3 where Vox moves on, he has hit rock bottom and he finally realizes that in order to get better he has to let go of his obsession with AlastorâŚâŚ. except that no one told ALASTOR this is over. Excuse me, where is his 70 year standing reliable source of entertainment? Sure, their last exchange has been a bit more intense than the others, but surely Vox wouldnât just chicken out like that, would he?
Vox doesnât respond to his public taunts, he doesnât materialize as soon as he calls him. Alastor reasons thatâs to be expected, after all Vox just lost his entire body and it will take a while for him to get strong enough to fight him again, he should at least save face if thatâs all he has left! But donât his walks feel a little more dull now that he doesnât have any prying cameras to jam with his radio waves? Vox doesnât need a body for that, but they have stopped following him all the same. Sure, slaughtering the more daring sinner who forgets to hide when they see him is still fun, but not really a challenge.
Hatred has always been a very easy emotion to draw from, but now when he thinks of Vox thereâs also a sort of malaise spoiling the whole ordeal. He wouldnât call it sadness per se, more like a⌠feeling of disappointment. That Vox would actually desert their decades long game because of one (albeit wondrous, extravagant and hilarious!) fiasco. He had never pinpointed Vox as a sore loser.
Rather, he had, but wasnât that half the fun?
Undoubtedly he has better things to do than worry about some walking HR violation he sometimes found mildly entertaining, he is free for the first time in almost a century and he has enough power to subdue the whole of hell at his fingertips. He focuses on that, starts to set his plans into motion⌠except that for some reason the thought of Vox pesters him like a mosquito you just canât squash. It distracts him, and thatâs not good. Not when heâs so close to winning.
So he just sits with it; this buzzing in his ears. Something he doesnât quite understand has clawed its way up from the depths of his gut, like a not-quite-dead dinner, except this thing is new, or not new but only now revealed, still covered in dust and grime from its hiding place somewhere in Alastorâs subconscious. He doesnât know what to do with it, this poisonous thing made of bile and teeth that somehow carries the phantom smell of whiskey and cigarettes.
And maybe eventually he will realize that thing is love, or what is left of it, and that it has been there, traitorously getting its fingerprints over his smiles and his memories all the way back to seventy years ago. Curious how what comes so easily to others festers and rots inside of Alastor, but after all, thatâs a tale as old as time.
Vox has gotten out, gotten better. Hell, he might even get redeemed if he continues like that. Alastor should have known they were never the same.
He looks at what he is left with, its black, sticky ink staining his rugs, and he feels a little growl in his stomach.
He thinks he will eat his heart out.
I like to think Al views their game as a sort of looney toons dynamic. Never ending, exciting and going back to âthe status quoâ at the end of the âepisodeâ. Basically, Iâd liken Vox getting over Alastor as a kid not showing up on the playground for an annual game, and the one there gets pissed abt it.
I think heâd try to find a way to rekindle Voxâs own feelings for him. But how? How would he drag Vox back into the metaphorical inferno? How do you bring back those feelings when you canât even understand them yourself?
you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!
(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)
Do you like it?
yes!!
it's okay I guess
no
NO.
I dress like this already
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you can tell he genuinely thinks he deserves to live
I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.
Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.
Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!
who gives a shit if korra destroyed the world if I can forgive her for dating mako I can forgive her for anything
I just want to read a fic where Hal Jordan is loved and accepted into the justice league and his strengths are paid the respect they deserve
This post made me rewatch Justice League: Doom, the only piece of DC media in the last decade (canon or non-canon) that unquestionably portrays Hal as an equal to the other leaguers.
Text posts part 24!
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So that trailer huh
if I see any Korra slander on my feed in the year 2026 following the seven havens trailer Iâm just gonna assume youâre a sexist and lack media literacy skills because Korra hatred in the big 26 is immature. Hating a masculine queer woman of color at your big age is embarrassing
drew a bunch of crt vox (4 pcs) while i was away!
an interesting thing to mention I noticed is the fact Vox never actually calls it a âcultâ and when Valentino (the only person to actually call it that) calls it a cult Vox corrects him by claiming it to be more of a âmovementâ
Honestly very curious what Vox thinks his âmovementâ was actually about. Like, yeah, itâs a cult of personality where the main point is just âME! ME!!! ME!!!!!â but what does he think its goal was? Heâs had seventy years to reflect; what has he convinced himself his manic ramblings about âthe future of entertainmentâ actually meant? Just Shark Week and shitty advertising practices?
@hypervoxel
Vox, spiraling into madness: Iâm a genius. My ideas are too subversive and cutting-edge for the mainstream entertainment industry. In fact, the other CEOs are threatened by them, actually. I should go into hiding so they donât kill me for being such a bold, risk-taking innovator.
Vox, actually describing his ideas to his followers: sharks are cool and there should be more shows about them
i love how he still made an entire presentation about it though. just 37 slides about how much he'd love to be god.
And then val asks him about the actual plan for taking over all of creation and he's just like "yeah we're gonna wing it dw about it"
The plan to take over Heaven definitely had some holes. But in fairness to Vincent (and at risk of being too serious on what might not have been meant as a serious post):
TV broadcasting in the early 50s was basically just radio with extra steps. A lot of early TV shows were based on radio programs, or even broadcast on both TV and radio, so they relied heavily on audio (like narrators describing what was happening) rather than visuals to tell the story.
TV advertising as we know it began in the 50s.
Color TV was introduced in 1954, but didn't really get its footing until the 60s.
The first 24/7 news network launched in 1980.
Shark Week began in 1988.
Approximately 9% of US households had a TV in 1950. By 1955, almost 65% of households had one. This was literally a new era of entertainment.
Say what you will about his planning, but his ideas were, in fact, an accurate reflection of TV's rapid growth and transformation during this time period. You could do almost anything at this point and it would be novel, because TV programming wasn't clearly defined yet.
anyway extremely specific headcanon hours but I think Vincent should've grown up with a stutter. Like, obviously he kicked it after putting in so much effort that he swung all the way to the opposite extreme of elocution becoming the basis behind his entire skillset, but there will always be that little bit of lingering childhood trauma around trying to speak in public and not being able to. which incidentally makes the muting incident so much worse but nevermind that. he's 100% convinced that the buffering, distorted speech is another of hell's extremely pointed inside jokesâlike, oh, he thought he'd grown past that? that he'd never have to worry about getting so worked up he can't get words out again? that's funny. doesn't he know that no one ever really changes?
You know that whole "A Spider-Man that doesn't make jokes is a dangerous Spider-Man" argument? I have something similar for DC.
A silent Hal Jordan is the most lethal one.
He is tired and in pain 99% of the time and he still has it in him to be a little shit, crack a couple of jokes, be as loudly defiant and annoying as he can possibly be, because that's just how he is.
Which is why if you do something and Hal doesn't have anything witty or corny or slightly flirty to say, you better shut up and quietly surrender, or things will get ugly. Like, "Break the no kill rule of the ring trough sheer willpower in order to absolutely disintegrate you from existence" type of ugly.
Because a silent Hal is one bursting with green energy from every pore, one with eyes glowing under the mask and green veins bulging under thin skin, theeth clenched to the point of breaking and blood running down his mouth from how hard he bit his tongue. It's an Hal at the very end of the rope, so full of rightful fury that it strips him of words. It's an Hal waiting for you to give him one last reason, like a predator about to pounce. One wrong step and you'll find yourself with a crater in your chest before you can even breathe.
It's such a rare occurance, to see him like this, because that's what his constant jokes and stupid puns are for, to hide his anger and pain, to keep a grip on them the same way you would keep a dangerous dog on a leash. He has that much control over himself, even if no one else recognize it.
But the moment he stops talking? it's because that control is willingly being thrown out of a window. Years of pent up frustration, anger, helplessness and pain are about to be unleashed through the most powerful weapon in the universe, and no one will survive it.
Beware of a silent Hal Jordan, for that's probably gonna be the last thing you'll ever see.
i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him