Alabaster Abbatoire

He/Him/His | Mood Board Lover | Dark Academia 4 Life | Letting the Fates Decide

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[homunculus-argument]

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

[alabasterabbatoire]

She Cuban on my Missile till I have a Crisis

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[sugary-sheep]

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

[bewbin]

I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[hellsitegenetics]

happy new bear!

[brazilianturtle]

String identified:

bear!

Closest match: bear

Common name: bear

[alabasterabbatoire]

Bear

[wizardsisananimal]

Happy Year Of The Wizard Animal.🎆🌃🌌

[thememedaddy]

[meewble]

badly drawn yes man takes a fat fucking bong rip for new years. Who cares anymore. Ignore the really well drawn crack pipe my friend did

[thememedaddy]

[evilwizard]

May the relentless forces of misfortune, calamity, and cosmic inconvenience conspire in perfect harmony to ensure that every conceivable stroke of bad luck, misstep, and catastrophic failure finds its way to you with unerring precision and unwavering persistence.

hey

[evilwizard]

someone ward my ass. someone bless me. this is so fucked

[evilwizard]

so you just couldn’t afford a Greater Ward or

[brucebocchi]

[alabasterabbatoire]

Trying to figure out if I need to quit work to bounce on it or just increase my Zoloft dose

[alabasterabbatoire]

I just needed to bounce on it

[alabasterabbatoire]

If you soap the spoon but not the water, then why the water not soap taste because spoon soaped???