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vetckkie

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

alexisjusthere

For realllll AI doesn't understand characters better than the authors themselves

animusrox

peachybeesplease

rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary

my secondborn (my parents)

7/10

sounds vaguely historical but in the way that I'm going to be sent off to war to prevent a succession crisis

potentially confusing to the listener bc the average conversation has little relation to birth order

my sister's, [name] (my aunt)

9/10

direct and to the point!

still very clear about what our family relationship is. I think we can do away with many nouns if this is any indication

my young adult child (my mom)

4/10

it's giving "20 year old minor"

I promise you can just say my kid. it's ok I don't mind strangers thinking I'm like 5 bc that would make me a prodigy for doing stuff like my laundry and dishes in one day and honestly I could use that kind of support

my liberated one (my grandma)

10/10 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

completely unclear what my relationship actually is to her. her personal oracle perhaps?

made immensely funnier by her immediately following it up with referring to my brother as her grandson.

hylltonart

Finally finished painting this water nymph

timelapse + WIP images

#art #THIS LOOKS LIKE A REAL PERSON

fuck-i-just

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

poselikeateam

Why does this not have any notes?

ice-cream-thursdae

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

notronaldreagan-blog

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

catbug

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

lesvegas

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

patientno7

my humor 2016

patientno7

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

rubinaito-inactive

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

lavena

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

miss-nerd-alert

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

cellspex

Normalize this response

my-dailydreams

alexisjusthere

I miss my best friend everyday. He watched me grow up

#cats #cat

tomorrowillbeyou

> game called date everything

> look inside

> date a bunch of people wearing outfits

tomorrowillbeyou

> game called date everything

> look inside

> date a bunch of people wearing outfits

jauntylittlefrillyboy

I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.

aetherograph

Oh! Then I know the EXACT person you should be mad at! Michael O'Rielly! He's the one that gutted the Children's Programming Rules, which covered internet as well as television.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

HELLO?

aetherograph

#so the death of the Saturday morning cartoon is THIS motherfuckers fault?????

Indeed it is! The FCC controls how much of broadcasting has to cater to children and that includes how educational that programming has to be, and exactly how much and in what way you are allowed to advertise to kids. That's why for the entire 90s and up to the early 00s, kids shows had shorter commercial breaks, and ads that talked about a website had to say "ask your parents before going online", and those websites had to be non-commercial--i.e. they could not be shops, and could not have any way you could spend money or were encouraged to spend money. That's why Barbie.com was flash games, and O'Rielly LIFTING that ban is why Barbie.com now takes you directly to a storefront instead.

If you're mad about Saturday Morning Cartoons, dark patterns in ads targeted at children, online protections for kids, or wondering why educational children's shows aren't as much of a thing as they used to be, get mad at the FCC and the person in charge of it who is gutting the Children's Brodcasting Rules (sometimes called the Kid Vid Rules), because those rules control all of that!

While O'Rielly is responsible for gutting the rules in 2019, he was replaced in 2020 by Nathan Simington as head of the FCC, and Simington resigned in June of this year. The post remains vacant as of the time of this writing (August 31, 2025).

And a side note: Things like KOSA and SCREEN and all those other censorship bills that use "think of the children" are not going to protect children at all; if you want to protect kids online, there is already a way to do that it's called the Kid Vid Rules and the FCC is the one that can update and change them to keep up with the times! It doesn't need a congress vote, it already got voted on in 1990!

Why is it that every time I'm finally in a good mood and want to do things I like doing, someone always ruins it for me? And it's almost always my family that ruins my mood, insulting and putting me down, knowing I can't say anything back. When did I sign up to be the family's therapist? I'm not even in a good state of mind...is it because I barely speak a word to my family? I talk a lot to my friends too...