When I tell you I snorted!
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When I tell you I snorted!
legolas:
gimli:
aragorn:
gandalf:
Who is this???
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
The onceler, Hogwarts addition
Marty McFly
I’m making bread
bread boys
my sons!
THEY’RE DELICIOUS
frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
“Not today small ensemble”
“Yam is meat”
“You don’t just eat ‘em.”
“dikkdikk”
“Black sheep.” mischeviaki
“Boon sweat”
Always remember POP culture
MAJITA
Dem tiles do
“Oh no. I’m going to sleep.”
“do boobs have bones”
“Did u also know that you get 30 silver from winning, and 15 for a loss?” batteredbrute
Pineapple all over thy Chosard
thunder clap *claps*
“Surely I can’t be the only lesbian in Frankfurt?!”
IT IS I, POTATO KNIGHT
i mean, he’s nice, but does he play the bagpipes?
coppeliagrace leather vest
Team Man-bun
Shiver me thighs
Shimmy and yarr!
I’m a fucking palm tree
Walls
“do you even wii bro” “janked” “ohhh thank gGOOooooddDD” “he’s just…. going”
“Oh my god i knoooooow”
@flowerskun “guten tag, motherfucker”
matt fucked the bus
NOTifications
Italian Sandwich
Don’t you mean… Oreos?
WHERE IS THE KEN DOLL! @seadweller-princess
batter wit th’ scots!!
“What time is it?” “I’m WEARING JEANS YOU IDIOT”
$ Store Weaves
ligs. fsh. Jakob.
Lick the fucking lamp damn it!
do you esist
the evet mistsake fanfom
Mnor’gb
“aaaaaOOOOAAAp”
“Would you like to make a transaction”
“can we make the squid song a warmup” (response: “When I become section leader…”)
“/insert any 90s surfer phrase/”
MOM’S LASAGNA
PICKLED PINEAPPLE & ROSA PARKS
Your room mate is shrek
cockpit in the shit @obscenebands
Single Pringle and that’s how I mingle
YOU LIKE SCISSORING ASSES?!
My sister and I say “Oliver Cromwell” back and forth in weird voices
BOTMAN, GO AAAAWWWWAAAAY, what’s behind the wall?, here he comes… and so many more!
@lovethelightblog xxx
ILYBIAEGSLYB.
XXX
Gerald and Geraldine
SON! BARREL ROLL!
I’m taking a break right now!!! It was 16% EARLIER!!!!
In order to stop the egg from exploding, you must befriend the starbursts fighter jets
Sugar daddy Marino ;))
@infinitylester and @blooperphan
“Have not eaten Italy yet” And one more that is just me asking random friends “How are you satanic rituals going? ” and @awkward-agilator would under stand the Italy one
Pee hat
My hands are cold
What is this, citrus?
“Watch out for chupracabras”
Goron are potatoes
When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)
The damning mew of utter betrayal.
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing
the front paws. i love that
its just very good
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Merlin’s contribution
what a vicious attack
Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.
my naym is cat and here I rest with swishing tail and little guest I raise my paw I do not hit I pat its head I boop the kit
Does this trailer really includes Tywin f***king Lannister saying « Long live the king »?
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
“Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”
“Cats are not loyal.”
“A cat will not greet you at the door.”
“You can not train a cat”
“Cats aren’t that smart.”
“Cats aren’t that good with children.”
“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”
“Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”
What a load of crap !!! One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.
“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.
Cats also grieve. This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.
<3 Cats are soft and gentle souls <3
@dulcetlips
Me when Thor said what more could he lose
Me when Peter said I don’t wanna go and gripped Tony
Me when Starlord kept asking “Where’s Gamora”
Me when Steve referred to Tony as Earth’s best defender
Me when Stephen said “Tony, there was no other way”
Me at any given time watching Infinity War
1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.
Blessed post. Good kitty
i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice
Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high.
One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award.
Here’s another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes.
Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Man’s Land…
Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) “Daphne” with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home.
(Here’s a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.)
A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt Postal…
A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)…
Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scout…
Togo, ship’s cat of HMS Dreadnought (though I’ve also seen “HMS Irresistible”)…
Ship’s cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15″ main battery…
And speaking of big ships and big guns…
“Make nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyer…” (Ching, of HMAS Swan.)
@catholic-aviator this entire post looks 150% up your alley(cat)
very much so, and God bless you for showing me this glory.
@pipplesthepenguin
Cats are so magnificent.
I want to cry. Look at them. So brave. So cute.
I love cats
What kind of kitty is Togo? He (she) looks very fierce
Cats are the absolute best. No question asked
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.
THIS WORKS!!
Doesn’t hurt to try 💕
Ermmrmm I’ll give it a try, my account needs it
honestly the idea that this Dumbledore
was thirsting after this Grindelwald
is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.
But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.
Should have been John barrowman or Simon Baker. Now that I could understand
Couldn’t agree more ! May I suggest Matt Smith too ?
@joshkeaton we protec
Fml why do I have I have to go through Nina for a 4th fucking time I can’t deal