everyone's a aliebn when ur a aliebn too

bee / 27 icon by @shyghosties header by @stellaedits

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"pan dulce" (2011), laurels2007

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[anxietyproblem]

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[toiich]

The Bite — Edvard Munch, 1914

[playwolves]

[395nm]

Image ID: text post

Stealing someone's car and doing a "car acknowledgement" before every time I drive it

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[mikkeneko]

I don't want machines to try to manage my emotions, I want machines to provide me information.