I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
May I add: I'm a trans guy with a vagina and breasts but I am very hairy. I hate dick pics he sent one so I said gross he got mad and told me I was gross
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shark vs the universe

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Love Begins
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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
May I add: I'm a trans guy with a vagina and breasts but I am very hairy. I hate dick pics he sent one so I said gross he got mad and told me I was gross
RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.
2/11/2005 - 24/5/24
"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"
Can someone explain this to me?
Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.
And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.
So an old person could type something like:
how are things going with your “boyfriend”….
and what they mean is
How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]
But a young person would interpret that sentence as
How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]
The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you
dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro
they have and they will
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I really need this march
Erm…looks like we’re trending again.
Why?
@neil-gaiman I definitely need “Why? Love.” in your handwriting (and your signature) as I want it tattooed on me. It’s the answer to everything, when 42 won’t quite cut it.
Take your pick!
Dog people don’t quite understand that well-cared for indoor cats regularly live into their late teens, some into their 20s. Also cats don’t tend to show visible signs of aging like dogs do. A 10-15 year old medium/large breed dog is usually visibly old and often slowing. Cats at that age who have good genetics and have received good care look completely like their younger selves and still have play drives and energy and their personalities. Not my cat though. She’s only 5 and she’s looked like roadkill since birth. People often think she’s a senior cat because her body type is weird and she doesn’t groom herself. This is because she is just a little weirdo.
I love her so much but that just doesn’t negate the fact she looks like the Pet Sematary reanimated evil version of someone’s beloved pet. She looks like she’s decomposed just enough for her skin to start slipping. She has cat dandruff. She never cleans under her claws so they’re often black. Her face is crusty and she tries to kill you if you clean it. She’s just built DIFFERENT.
nope! here are her baby pictures (from 2017)
she went through an almost normal cat phase around 3 months of age but reverted back to being yucky
yes she is the toe biter and also the little cat that messes up all the pillows
This is my boy, who is nine, with his grampa, who was 19
I like how Al began with a short psa about how indoor cats age like fine wine, unlike dogs, who age like milk on a warm summer evening. But then decided to dunk on poor little Tommy for daring to have some personality
Tbh I got halfway through the post about cats aging gracefully and remembered my cat was the scruggliest being on earth and I didn’t have a leg to stand on.
I love everything this post chooses to be.
My exes parents have a 20 plus year old cat she's starting to look her age but still comes out to loudly demand treats and pets (we think she's going deaf)
all my the amazing devil besties (if u like tad u are my bestie now) should reblog with their favorite song and their favorite lyrics from the song yes im making you choose you have to choose if you cant then dont reblog with an answer i understand 🫶 but do reblog so i can see more answers >:D
ill go first
fave song: the old witch sleep and the good man grace
fave lyric: you're not a coward 'cause you cower, you're brave because they broke you, yet broken still you breathe. so breathe, breathe, just breathe.
Song: Inkpot Gods
Lyric: and what you hear isn’t laughter, after all/it’s just your voice learning for once, to stand up tall.
(Fave MOMENT tho is “and what you hear is not silence [THE SILENCE THAT FOLLOWS AAAAA] it’s just the trees waiting to hear what next you’ll hum)
Song: farewell wanderlust
Lyrics: I promise you I'm not broken, I promise you there's more. More to come more to reach for more to hurl at the door
I have a personality disorder and after my messy break up with a now ex I got that tattooed on my skin. A way to remind myself I'm not broken
Some other bangers;
"Jack of all trades, master of none" ... "but ofttimes better than a master of one."
"Blood is thicker than water." "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb."
"Money is the root of all evil." "The love of money is the root of all evil."
there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying
bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that's what the original phrase meant. "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps" is meant to be an impossible task
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."
The second part really matters.
There’s a time travel paradox called the bootstrap paradox. It creates an impossibility.
Curiosity killed the cat BUT satisfaction brought it back.
Hey y'all why are writers always cold?
...why?
They're always surrounded by drafts!
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh god.
How many?
Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!
What do writers have for breakfast?
Coffee?
Synonym buns!
Where do all the struggling writers live?
How are you coming up with all these?
Where?
Writer's Block!
What do writers suffer from each spring?
(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)
Allergies. Next question.
you were close; A case of allegories
Why are writers always in great shape?
Circular prose
Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
I did not
His life had it's prose and cons...
Why is editing a better job than writing?
It's more rewording?
Correct! I am out of jokes. :(
radskier + text post meme
@wolfy-lark-chaotic-disaster
JOEY BATEY 📷 Bex Aston
it's been months since season three but im still fucking obsessed with that one fucking shot from episode one where vespula is throwing out all of jaskier's stuff and he's just looking up at her like
forget henry leaving. netflix witcher will peak in s3 bc nothing will top this fucking face
Artwork by Oliver Marinkoski.
This is what I pictured when Yen said she used to own a stuffed unicorn 😅
[ID: digital drawing of Yennefer in a purple dress, hugging a large unicorn plushie.]
Bringing this back because of that Jaskier quip about the unicorn.
You know, Ciri definitely didn’t get what it meant when Yen first said it, so this totally implied that she and Jaskier talked about it. That she asked Jaskier about the unicorn.
I can’t get that out of my head.
@wolfy-lark-chaotic-disaster