Am I Okay?

Kayleigh, 23, Probably Okay

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[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[catchymemes]

[zombified419]

Yay! 🎉

[badjokesbyjeff]

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure…

So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

[wuvbuggy-deactivated20221018]

dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting

[wuvbuggy-deactivated20221018]

"we all die" "love is pointless" "its never gonna get better" yeah ok bitch maybe!!!! i dont care tho im still gonna love with my entire heart and live every day like its my last!!!

[thesoupistoohot]

https://t.co/mREgvNoOjp

75 Things White People Can Do for Racial Justice

**Note this article is continually updated to ensure each item is accurate and needed today.**

[heatherwitch]

4 Ways White People Can Process Their Emotions Without Hijacking the Conversation on Racial Justice

While it’s important for all folks to stop centering the emotions of white people in our activism and in our lives, it’s also important for

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

[sunriserose1023]

The horse has left the hospital.

[kaijutegu]

So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?

Me, 30

vaccinated 22 Dec

22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site

23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts

24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.

Lauren, 27

vaccinated 20 Dec

21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site

22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM

24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke

Nick, 24

Vaccinated 23 Dec

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site

Sarah, 20

Vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site 

24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back

Mom, 58

vaccinated 23 Dec

23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site

24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad

Dad, 57

vaccinated 19 Dec

19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site

24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it

[arrghigiveup]

This is hilarious, but because this keeps coming up again and again and again (seriously the notes are tragic) yes OP’s entire family works in healthcare including the 20-year-old whose a CNA working for their dad, and that is how the whole family gets to have the vaccine so early.

[captaindibbzy]

What I gather is OP’s dad is more of a danger to vaccination sites than side effects. Lol

[lyrslair]

I dunno now I’m afraid if I get the vaccine OP’s dad will come hit me on the arm. :P

[phenomenaaa]

unbelievable

[avenging-fandoms]

my personal favorite

[proudgarbage]

I like how tumblr has a very different calendar than the rest of the world. And i don't mean the "flat fuck friday" or "come get yalls dick-fil-a" posts, i mean that the only thing i am seeing on my dash today is happy the great gatsby public domain day! Haven't heard anything about this outside of tumblr. Same with the ides of march. Who tf celebrates the stabbing of an emperor 2000+ years ago? Please never change

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

‘Petal Dresses’ by Sandra Alcorn

[ivankamarietrump-deactivated202]

mitt romney is a stupid mormon bitch who is desperately trying to rehab his image but i would like to see him kill ted cruz.

[michaelmilkers]

i would curbstomp mitt romney given the chance but him yelling “this is what you have gotten” at ted cruz as they were evacuating the capitol bc protestors were breaking in is quite frankly poetic

[pancakeke]

kinda sad that twitter and fb removed that trump video considering it’s the only way eric trump was ever gonna hear his dad say “we love you, you’re very special”

[pancakeke]

oh my god it was his birthday

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[buckbisexualbitch]

i love parental figures who try especially straight cis men who like dont know shit but theyre like oh boy? i know boy things. heres a boy item for you, a freshly declared boy. welcome to the club :)

[fluoresensitivearchived]

‘born to jewish parents’ JUST SAY JEWISH! JUST SAY THAT THEY’RE JEWISH LIKE IT DOESN’T HURT LIKE IT WON’T HURT YOU TO SAY THAT

[fluoresensitivearchived]

[afeelgoodblog]

One for the lads

[riot-dog]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[mars-the-4th-planet]

Idk how many boi followers I have but for those of u who are there, I appreciate u and want u to feel happy with ur bod

[barlowstreet]

This includes trans boys