Funny Amazon Reviews

A hand-picked collection of hilarious, goofy, clever and weird customer reviews of Amazon products, organised and archived for your reading pleasure. Submit Reviews Random Review

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whyyyyyy

[amarshmallownamedo]

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

[adulthoodisokay]

yep that’s the one

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When the Internet is good, it is so good.

[pineandthistle]

Holy shit. 

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quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen

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Guy gets more than he bargained for when purchasing an airbed

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Women with actual PhDs write hilarious reviews of Amazon’s “Sexy PhD” costume 

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A funny, well written story about the Aerobie Epic driver (recently posted, 49 out of 50 users have found it helpful).

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Found this misunderstanding of the book's title to be rather brilliant.  Thanks!

[josh1413]

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Epic Amazon Review of Aerobie Epic

The near-mythic and terrifying Aerobie Epic Golf Disc has the power to warp space and time itself.

(submitted by blazedoctor)

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I bet you thought garden gnomes were innocent and safe? And of course, statues can't be infected by the zombie virus.

Pah. You thought wrong. And now this Creepy Halloween Zombie Garden Gnome is coming for you.

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Hilarious review of "Gothic Skull Cross Secret Journal"

The great and terrible Gothic Skull Cross Secret Journal is the perfect accessible diary for the tortured thoughts of the entry level neophyte. Record your first steps down into damnation in this hellishly stylish hand painted book.

(submitted by tomnoir)

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The Filexec 3 Ring Binder comes in wonderful bright colours so that you can easily colour code your stash of women. Bright and bold, they should appeal to collectors of a younger crowd and co-ordinate well with summery outfits.

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Do you have trouble convincing people that your furniture really is watching you? Well, just add Peel'n Stick Wiggle Eyes and never be doubted again!

(On a very related note, check out VandalEyes by Anne Wheaton)

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The Avery Durable View Binder does come with women. Sometimes. Apparently they can escape during shipping.

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Unlike some other binders, the Cardinal ClearVue Round Ring View Binder suffers from false advertising and is in fact a completely lady-free piece of stationery. Shame.

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The Avery Durable View Binder will help you neatly file away your women, but doesn't come pre-stocked.

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