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"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

terezis

i haven't watched a single episode of severance and while it does pique my curiosity at this point i think it's way more interesting and funny to learn everything i know about it via tumblr osmosis

terezis

my beloved tumblr mutuals with great taste: oh my god... the innies... the outies

me, oblivious: wow what are they doing to those guyses bellybuttons

winged-fool

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

inthefallofasparrow

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

stonesense

[in the tone of someone severely unwell] maybe i just need to replay my entire dragon age worldstate

victusinveritas

cheaphalloweencostume

i need to find a nice sounding way to say “of course i really don’t MIND talking to people, but being left alone is a favorite pastime of mine”

redstonedust

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

kibumkim

Several European leaders have denounced, directly or indirectly, the actions of the owner of the social network X. #EuropeNews

iamnmbr3

oh please oh please oh please

No thanks.

If you all are going to jump every time that man says “We’re going to buy Greenland we’re going to call it the Gulf of America” this is going to be a long four years. Please figure out when to get worked up and when to roll your eyes.

hopefulmisanthrope

Cheat sheet: when he says something bold and delusional, it's a distraction from a piece of news he'd rather you not see. If he says something bizarre and incoherent, it's a dog whistle about a policy decision he'd rather you not think about.

nowisthewinter

I would like for you to change this a bit. Rather than go, "This is a distraction," I want you to think, "Okay, he wants to do this because he thinks he can make money off of it for himself and his donors. How could he make money off of this and whom will it be for?"

Do this every time he makes an outlandish statement.

For example, he says he wants to own Greenland.

Okay.

Why Greenland? Do they have any natural resources he can exploit?

Oh, yes, looks like it potentially does. 31.4 billion barrels of oil, that is. Only they have stopped drilling and have banned the practice because the risk of damaging the environment was deemed too high.

And would you look at that, some of the highest donors to Trump's campaign during this past election were from the gas and oil industry.

And now you understand why he wants Greenland. He has no problem handing it over to the gas and oil industry to do what they want with it.

Trump is first and foremost a grifter. He'd sell his own mother if he thought he could make a nickel in the deal.

From now on, realize that every action he does, he does so with the goal of making money. Again, you just need to ask the questions, "How?" and "For whom?"

cryoverkiltmilk

This is a great line of reasoning to remember. The screaming spray tan clot cannot be motivated to do anything that does not benefit him personally.

tarysande

This is also why he won't shut up about Canada, too. Lumber, water, oil.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

oh no this is still getting notes

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

this broke 10,000 notes so

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

I’ve made a mistake

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

OKAY

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

well he believes me now!

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

ABORT ABORT ABORT

confield

Straight guy looksmaxxing is so fucking funny dude they'll be measuring facial ratios and shit meanwhile the truth is that if you're medium ugly and have a good sense of humor you're guaranteed to bag at least one bisexual woman. They do not know this because they do not recognize women as members of the same species