An Ode To My Insanity

Hope / Pansexual / Non-Binary / 30 I'm so tired of people hating people. It's literally the stupidest thing you could do. So tired...

[thenatsdorf]

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

[bae-in-maine]

My heart

[imizus]

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[yuhkidemers-deactivated20221217]

Here are my designs for Aunt May’s House interiors. This set was extremely near and dear to my heart. My goal was to create something familiar yet specific. I wanted everyone who sees this set to feel like it was their grandma’s (or elderly aunt’s) home. Complete with doilies, potpourri, fine china, crystal, tolle paintings, endless amounts of photos, knick knacks, corded telephones, carthode-ray tube televisions with the vhs built in, and the ever important vinyl couch covers, this set was my tribute to all grandmothers(and elderly aunts). On deeper levels it was my tribute to the established women in my life, with specific eclectic tastes, and that one living room we couldn’t go in. Thanks to my Grammy, Grandma Marie, and my mother-in-law for letting me photograph your homes and draw inspiration for this set. Also thank you to Ernie Rinard and John Butiu for initial designs of the house.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud: Ask me privately for my Address Also Gaud: *puts address in the tags of a post*

i can’t make up my minds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i had chills go down my spine reading this. this possibility literally did not occur to me, a pink fool. i’m imaging a hoard of pizza deliverers surrounding me, demanding payment, demanding i accept their offerings, a swarming mass of pizza boxes……

that being said i AM really hungry right now……so if anyone did happen to feel a mysterious sudden urge to toss down a purgatory pizza pie into the lair in which i hunger to feed……my lair address is in the tags, just sayin

[lorddoughnut-thecuddly]

what does your vessel feel like for dinner, Gaud?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: @lorddoughnut-thecuddly bought me my pizza! and he left a generous tip! (the american tipping system is wage theft). and now, we wait.

i’m going to look you pineapple pizza haters in the eyes and smile unblinkingly as i consume the warm luscious sweet flesh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UH OH

so @lorddoughnut-thecuddly bought me a Purgatory Pizza (home to such slices at the 4th Horseman, Dante’s Revenge, and Limbo). I know because we talked in the post notes.

Now I open my inbox to this

@imogenic @enthusiastic-apathy @glasscreature 

WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Update: I’m in the lobby eating pizza with the concierge

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

His name is Thierno. He speaks 4 languages and reads/writes in 2 more. And he liked the pineapple.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Update: the delivery guy tried to deliver the second pizza to the wrong apartment. Now my neighbor and her four-year-old know me as the internet blogger next door

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Still in the lobby. Thierno is helping me offer free pizza to people

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The special pizza arrived!

It’s delicious!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It turned into a pizza party. I just met three new neighbors & exchanged contact info. I’ve been here for months without talking to anyone

Now my neighbors associate me with free pizza

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Whew. I spent an hour socializing with people in the physical realm. I’m back at home with my dog and my delicious leftovers

I forgot to post a photo of the pizza!

It was a brilliant glory to behold in its entirety

Look at how the sauce base glistens in the fluorescent light

What a night! What a crowd! Not only was my hunger for pizza sated, but also my hunger for….love. Thank you all who made this weird lobby pizza party possible, you are now my children and have my blessings and protection. And a special shout out to @lorddoughnut-thecuddly aka the only one of you maniacs with the common sense to get in contact with me before placing an order.  Thank you also for the lava cakes and the bottle of lemonade that was of course pink. And special thanks to whichever of you gremlins put this in the delivery instructions

‘be kind to the gremlin that answers the door, its shy’

That gremlin was, as it turns out, my neighbor and their four-year-old daughter.

And finally, last but not least, thank you to whoever sent the random, unmarked brown bag that was delivered wordless by an anonymous man and contained exactly two chicken tenders and BBQ sauce, both devoid of brand or packaging labels. All because I said I wanted the chicken BBQ pizza. I assume you had to step out from an alternative dimension to get them here, and I appreciate the effort.

I’m sitting on the floor in my apartment in the dark eating them now.

[dalamusulom]

You can’t make this kind of shit up folks.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[phoebejeanandtheairforce]

Oh my word this is amazing

[typi-graphi-caldad]

This is going to become one of those Legendary Posts. And I was here to witness its creation.

[elvhxns]

The Official “Log Off” Protest F.A.Q! 

The “Log Off” protest is in response to the recent NSFW ban announced by Tumblr. The ban flags all content the filtering system detects as NSFW, reducing visibility to the community. The system has proven time and time again that is inefficient, oftentimes flagging SFW material as NSFW. 

This SFW material includes art, memes and so on. This ban directly hurts the community and will not solve the actual problems at hand due to the poor flagging system. Because of this, the entire community will suffer.  

So to respond, I propose that every user on Tumblr logs off of Tumblr for 24 hours on December 17th at 12 am EST. 

Times are listed above depending on timezone! 

This post responds to some very common questions about the protest. So make sure to read it over! 

How to Export Your Blog: 

https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog

Alternative Sites: 

Pillowfort

Mastodan 

Wordpress 

Twitter 

There is also an official Tumblr blog (ironic, huh?) and Twitter for the protest! It’s at: 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/logoffprotest

Tumblr - https://logoffprotest.tumblr.com/

There will be official updates on each account. Make sure to tag us in any posts, or use the hashtag #logoff2018 ! 

Thanks for your support guys. Let’s fight to make Tumblr better. Actually better. 

[ao3tagoftheday]

Hey y'all! For those who’ve been asking, this is the info about what this blog is doing on the 17th. I hope y'all will join me.

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[firelord-frowny]

It really, REALLY bothers me when I hear people frame climate change and other environmental crises as something that everyday, average-ass people are responsible for, and not corporations and entire governments. 

Like literally, how can a regular-ass person ~opt out~ of all damaging behaviors while still being able to function in society? 

You literally can’t. 

The future of our planet is not down to whether or not someone recycles their water bottle. 

It’s down to whether or not governments and corporations decide to quit sucking up all our resources and poisoning the earth with reckless abandon. 

I mean obviously people should still live as cleanly and as sustainably as they can manage where they are and with what they have, but like. THAT isn’t the major issue. 

[lilacbreastedroller]

govts and corporations have deliberately put the onus on yr individual choices so the system can continue being as destructive/profitable

[sopphistries-deactivated2016080]

God bless this post this pisses me off so much Also this hyper-individualist shift of responsibility is largely an American thing and consumerism is framed as a solution- e.g., buy more shit that’s sustainable! That’ll fix the problem (buy a new, green water bottle! buy a new, green car! buy a new, green whatever-the-fuck that’ll just ultimately produce more waste)!

[crybabyhellbutch]

I took a course in sustainable engineering.

The professor mentioned that even if every private individual in the world were to conserve resources and the environment the ol’ Jimmy Carter way- by turning down the thermostat, recycling your glass and plastics and metals, cut down on luxuries, take shorter showers, etc., it would only get us 10% of the way to where we need to be in order to avoid global catastrophic climate change.

The vast majority of freshwater use is from industry and agriculture. http://www.worldometers.info/water/ 

The vast majority of CO2 emissions is from industrial and electrical generation sites and associated vehicles. http://www3.epa.gov/climatechange/ghgemissions/gases/co2.html

Private individuals hardly make a dent, even in ideal conditions.

[howling-fucking-fantods]

Thank you.

[cutlerydeficient]

Extra important note for spoonies. Please don’t feel bad for needing disposable medical equipment, pill bottles, long showers, micro fiber blankets, packaged pre-made food, straws, paper plates etc. You’re not individually ruining the environment, you’re doing the best you can while taking care of yourself. The blame is on corporations.

[spooniestrong]

This is so important!!!

So many things that people are leaping on bandwagons to ban ARE NEEDED BY DISABLED PEOPLE.

But no one cares! It’s just like the “Opioid Epidemic” and the knee jerk backlash to just cut them off. It’s ridiculous! It’s solving a problem by making another! But hey, it’ll make some people FEEL like they DID SOMETHING, so who cares who gets hurt? Who cares about the critical life threatening damage and death it causes? Because “Epidemic!” Because “straws are bad!” Because because because!

Because Disabled Lives Don’t Matter to Abled People.

That’s it. We’re already a burden to them. We’re already an annoyance. An inconvenience. We’re different, we’re weird, we don’t fit the mold. So, to hell with us! To hell with caring about us. Even thinking about us. Because it’ll save the precious turtles or birds or something. Because taking away everything that helps us survive is the only way to make people feel like they’re doing something about a huge problem like climate change, when it’s really just screwing people whose lives are hard enough.

[willowofthehearth]

I will forever reblog posts like this, because it’s SO fucking important.

[toadistic]

It’s also interesting how people seem to specifically target the products that disabled people need but get really darn quiet when it comes to the products that abled people just consume for fun. Somehow our lives are inherently wasteful but those of rich people who buy fuel-guzzling private jets and huge caravans…aren’t?

[rosslynpaladin]

Okay peopel go google Ableism, read, resolve to become better, 

and then go google 

Virtue Signaling.

[smashing-yng-man]

[socialistexan]

Meanwhile, Roger Waters, the guy that literally wrote the album The Wall is doing this at his concerts:

This is on the level of Paul Ryan saying he liked Rage Against the Machine and then having Tom Morello telling him to fuck off.

[antique-scarecrow]

hero

[glumshoe]

I sometimes fear that I come dangerously close to dressing like I sort of play the banjo and approach girls at parties to tell them about my poorly-done bootlegging operation and extoll the virtues of straight razors.

[glumshoe]

 Every time I put on a white shirt and get ready to go out, I have a moment of panic where I look between my suspenders and my vests and try to decide which will make me look less like one of @vampireapologist‘s dreaded harpsichord suitors. Then my hand freezes, hovering in the air over my fedora as tears well in my eyes and I make a silent prayer that I can get away with it. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[sarahseeandersen]

[theyfoundmeagain-deactivated201]

This has made me realise just how far i’ve come with so much this last year

[historicalemily]

!!!

[twelvestepsforward]

But look at all the ground I’ve covered

[lostindaydreams-gemz]

@thebibliosphere this makes me think of you!! 💖

[make--it--gayer]

this is a true ally 

[doublevampiremoon]

[gooddaysunshiine-deactivated201]

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[chrissongzzz]