[insert title here]

[segamascott]

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[scientistman]

[analog-autistic]

hate when people say that science and magic are like. opposing forces. bitch those two would help eachother hide a body

[kushblazer666]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[jenny-holzer]

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[cryptotheism]

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

[lacefuneral]

for ref:

[ospreyonthemoon]

THE ROTHCAKE.....

[thotful-opinions4u]

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

[99tech99]

more like if the suspect denies it, that means they have knowledge only murderer would have, so they would be admitting their guilt

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[bernard-jackson]

[neruomancer]

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!